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 Post subject: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:23 am 
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Hey team, this has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying.

While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen.

When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem?

I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear.

I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening.

How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop.

I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:25 am 
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Once you get past puberty, it will go away.

You could try tossing off before bedtime, and that should help.


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:32 am 
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ScottZeagle wrote:
Once you get past puberty, it will go away.

You could try tossing off before bedtime, and that should help.

thanks!


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:34 am 
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Food as a meal?

Like:
Pizza (180) tops my list and is about the only thing I eat. Cheese pizza is about the only type I eat.

Hamburger Helper is at a very distant second (~20). It's this monstrous offset that causes me to have little interest in anything else.

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Meat (-150). There's nothing less liked than meat, any kind of meat. I haven't had a single piece of meat in about 2 years! Other things include things that look rather scary (like a pineapple or kiwi).


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:38 am 
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Holiday?

Like:

Independence Day (because I can light fireworks; 350) and Christmas (because I get to open gifts; 300) are the only two that are worth noting.

The very distant third place is Halloween at just 1.2. Independence Day is nearly 300 times better, a huge difference.

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Most any holiday where businesses are open at very odd hours or not open at all.


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:39 am 
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RM Day is only 0.5 :(


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:40 am 
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do you guys know what site its from


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:24 am 
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You need to masturbate more.

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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:19 pm 
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
You need to masturbate more.


I covered that in post #2.


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:26 pm 
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I don't read posts.

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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
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Oh. OK.


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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
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this is the most dkfan9 thread i've ever seen

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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
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I'll say this, there's no green tint to my cum.

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 Post subject: Re: A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying
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That's true. It's more of a teal.

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