Red Mosquito • View topic - When you're in a book store and you really have to shit

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

Not a spin off thread.

No joke. When I'm in a book store, it's more than likely that I feel the need to poop. I don't know what it is.

Anyone else have this problem?

malice · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:10 pm

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:10 pm

I'm really curious about lenny's input here.

washing machine · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:10 pm

I do this too. It's actually a common problem, though I don't know the biology/psychology behind it.

EDIT: I wasn't sure how to google this, but I found something that might further validated your experience IHRM. http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowle ... wbook.html

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

malice · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:14 pm

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

They usually don't know the workings of Randy on the inside as they do the outside.

malice · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:24 pm

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

They usually don't know the workings of Randy on the inside as they do the outside.

oh, I'm so sorry- you just refered to yourself in the third person and thus disqualified yourself from all hope of women being interested in you.

I Hail Randy Moss · **Joined:** Sat Dec 04, 2004 7:46 am **Posts:** 6099

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

They usually don't know the workings of Randy on the inside as they do the outside.

oh, I'm so sorry- you just refered to yourself in the third person and thus disqualified yourself from all hope of women being interested in you.

Malice, I feel we're not starting off well...

Pizza the Hut · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:01 am

You're in luck, pal. Book stores are slowly but surely becoming extinct.

Doug RR · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:09 am

this happens to me in my first trips to a dive bar ive never been too

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

Doug RR wrote:

this happens to me in my first trips to a dive bar ive never been too

do you run out of toilet paper cause you used it all to make a rats nest on the seat?

given2trade · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:16 am

I've browsed Amazon while I poop.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

I Hail Randy Moss wrote:

malice wrote:

never, but thanks for making a thread about it.

i usually make these threads to impress female RMers

grood jorb. I'm sure they're falling all over themselves to get to you before you head for the men's room to poop.

They usually don't know the workings of Randy on the inside as they do the outside.

oh, I'm so sorry- you just refered to yourself in the third person and thus disqualified yourself from all hope of women being interested in you.

Ok, wait...

Before or after they have pooped?

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

given2trade wrote:

I've browsed Amazon while I've bled ~~poop~~.

given2trade · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:38 am

Peeps wrote:

given2trade wrote:

I've browsed Amazon while I've bled ~~poop~~.

My disorder is a serious issue, Peeps. Lots of bleeding today. :cry:

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

given2trade wrote:

Peeps wrote:

given2trade wrote:

I've browsed Amazon while I've bled ~~poop~~.

My disorder is a serious issue, Peeps. Lots of bleeding today. :cry:

trust me, im right there with you on ass issues, whether pewping too much or being one

thankfully i dont have platypusses

Play C3 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:46 am

this happens to me whenever i go to goodwill.

vegman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:50 pm

What's a book store?

When you're in a book store and you really have to shit

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