Columbus Day is probably our most important holiday. It commemorates the discovery of the great land of America. Without the efforts of Christopher Columbus, and those who sailed with him, America might have never been found. How will you guys celebrate this momentous occasion? I'll sleep in, clean a little, watch a few episodes of Parks and Recreation, go to see my grandparents/parents, come home, login to Facebook, go to bed.

I plan on enslaving a whole bunch of indigenous folk.

Get the f*ck out of here with your accurate history, bro.

Shit, my bad.

Is Arbor Day no more? I'm looking at my wall calendar and don't see it listed.

I think it's called Earth Day now.

That's just ridiculous. Arbor Day is much cooler sounding.

Agreed. I still miss Armistice Day.

Screw Obama and all this "change and hope" Hitleresque bs.

Dude, you're gonna get pulled from MNF with that talk.

If heaven ain't a lot like dixie, I don't want to go.

What are you doing in an hour? Want to play some disc golf?

I can't. I have a good bit of work to do. Plus i'm not sure I can make it there in an hour. Plus i've never met an RMer so i'm sure it'd be awkward. Plus i'm not very good at disc golf and you'd probably just laugh. I bet it's a nice day for it though. Plus a plane ticket would be pretty costly on this short of notice. I really wish I could teleport.

Columbus Day is screwing up a shipment that I need to receive, due to customs being closed.

Damn you, Christopher Columbus....damn you!!!!

I understand.

i've been ghost-riding this thread since the OP

You can wait one more day for your Russian mail order bride, bro.

I have a deadline and my back's against the wall here, Lenny.

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not to mention blue balls!

The vikings discovered America way before that Italian scum.

Then why don't we have a day celebrating Vikings, huh?