This will be the thread where I complain about it. She will only be here 2 nights and both Sunday and Monday day she will be busy at a convention (she's a hairstylist). My place is small (1000sf) and she is bringing her friend so between Luke, E and I, this place will be packed! She is a bit feisty and definitely not dull so this will be an interesting few days. Given2trade does not like being around people all the time but besides tonight and tomorrow night, I won't even see her. I hope Luke doesn't bite her. That would be *awkward*.

i remember when you were somethin'...

Every man thinketh his burden is the heaviest.

in internet parlance

This thread has potential.

E just left to pick her up. I'm kinda drunk.

It's probably not a good time for you to be drunk. I mean, for all of us it's a perfect time for you to be drunk, but ya know.

Can you stream this on tinychat?

I've met her mom a few times. But yah, it's probably not a good time. My girlfriend just left and didn't think I was drunk so that's good.

Do 1 shot every 10 minutes until she returns...then check in with us!

this is going to be awful

It's going to be awesome for us.

This is another chance for you to add to your RM legend status, Matty!

you're the only one on here that thinks i'm a legend, scott. but i appreciate it

here's a little perspective: next month, my mother in law is staying with us for two weeks.

How big is your home? Do you get along with her? Does she have a sexy Australian accent?


All these things make a difference.

our apartment is roughly the same SF as yours, friend.

Does this exist?

Don't you live in the south? Isn't the smallest place like 3000sf and 3 acres of land?

how dare you.

and a mule? what?