Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
inspired by a discussion with reid about the X Files, i checked this site out for the first time in a while

http://www.abovetopsecret.com


conspiracy theory material

fun read

example thread:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread464324/pg1
Quote:
Satan worship is the final form of Religion in New World Order


and another:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread471562/pg1
Quote:
It is already well known that the House of Rothschild owns and runs the IMF, Federal Reserve, World Bank, and the World Bank for Third World Nations. NOw the chicken has come home to roost so to speak and the ole boys from europe want to take their ball and go home!

With a new world currency, they'll not have to face any audits or answer to anybody they don't want to. Below is why there's a big push now for a single world currency. The G-20 was only the final springboard for its' launching. Anyway, here's why the Rothschilds are hoping to do away with the federal reserve.



However, there's a lot more than NWO conspiracies over there

buff and cb, they've got you figured out!:
Quote:
I see more and more Atheists bonding together; to denounce God in all his Glory and Might. What is the purpose? We should examine the severe consequences for doing this. My assumption is that Satan is hard at work, for he knows his days are numbered. Don’t be deceived!

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Temporary Secretary
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:51 am
Posts: 43609
Location: My city smells like Cheerios
Gender: Male
wheres the one about rickrolls giving you malware?

_________________
"No matter how hard you kill Jesus, he would always just come back and hit you twice as hard."


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:46 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
here it is mecca:
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_ ... en_20a.htm

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:52 am 
Offline
User avatar
Former PJ Drummer
 Profile

Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am
Posts: 18049
Quote:
I would never claim to be a “feminist.” I have other underhanded ways to get laid than feigning allegiance to a vibrant if fractious movement that doesn’t need my feeble brain power. But when I hear perfectly intelligent and willful women console each other with fairy tale mantras that promise, with a lot of persistence, they will find a well-heeled prince to care for them, I become conspiratorial.


http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-mind- ... a-already/


High Lord Phallus: “Next on the list: gender programming. How do we keep these modern day suffragettes from full romantic self-actualization?”

The Grand Dong: “Why don’t we fill popular cartoon movies with stories about princesses, and hope they want nothing more than to be the gilded property of a feudal dictator in pantaloons.”

Minister of Testicles: “Excellent idea. Anyone want a bratwurst?”



“Once upon a time there was a princess whose sole claim to being special was having the genetic luck to have wiggled out from between the loins of a Queen. She is pampered, fawned over and entitled, treated like a cross between a Kobe heifer and a Christmas tree. There is no one around to date but royal douchebags who play grog pong all the time, and then one day she gets chatted up by a frog with a nice personality. She’s bored, and desperate, and it couldn’t be any worse than swapping spit with Sir Chinless, so she heads to first base with the amphibian. Then there’s a poof! And the frog is suddenly an inbred ponce with a crown and they live happily ever after, forever and ever, until the divorce. The end.”

_________________
"A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." -
Mitch Hedberg


Last edited by px on Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:55 am, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:54 am 
Offline
User avatar
Temporary Secretary
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:51 am
Posts: 43609
Location: My city smells like Cheerios
Gender: Male
dkfan9 wrote:

this was a wasted opportunity to place a rickroll

_________________
"No matter how hard you kill Jesus, he would always just come back and hit you twice as hard."


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:55 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
Mecca wrote:
dkfan9 wrote:

this was a wasted opportunity to place a rickroll

yeah i suck at internetting :(

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:48 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
Quote:
i read somewhere on another site that the true human lifespan was something like 30 000 earth years.


Illuminati/Reptilian Pact (WARNING: It's sickening)

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:00 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
illuminati in movies
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread84/pg1

Quote:
But that is an imaginary (as far as I know) council of true-blood vampires.

The Illuminati are a real organisation if you could use that word.


Quote:

Quote:
I myself show these things to my wife and she says just some nutt case with a web site,you read some crap.





Yeah tell me about it, women always say that when it comes to something their femenist brain can not handle.


Quote:
Fairly Odd Parents


Now this is wierd. I was watching Fairly Odd parents. And Timmys friend, had to get these super heroes attention. So he made a little video, and in it he said, Help our planet is under attack. Then the super guy said, Where can we find this planet? Then Timmys friend speaks really fast and says, "Well you can't miss it, it's called Andromeda and it's past the third sun about 50,000 light years away."

I think that may have been a subtle message....that not even the KIDS could pick up on...think about it.

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:22 am 
Offline
User avatar
Reissued
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:38 pm
Posts: 20059
Gender: Male
the mods around here, im gonna compose a conspiracy theory about these cocksuckers

i was about to respond to that topic

_________________
stop light plays its part, so I would say you've got a part


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:42 am 
Offline
User avatar
this doesn't say anything
 Profile

Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:00 pm
Posts: 5364
Location: Wrigley Field
Gender: Male
dkfan9 wrote:
the mods around here, im gonna compose a conspiracy theory about these cocksuckers


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:46 am 
Offline
User avatar
Former PJ Drummer
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:03 am
Posts: 18376
Location: outta space
Gender: Male
you gotta be quick like a samurai

_________________
thodoks wrote:
Man, they really will give anyone an internet connection these days.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar
On the bright side
 Profile

Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:42 pm
Posts: 17495
Location: Surfside Beach, SC
Gender: Male
First ever Nationwide test of the emergency broadcast system today. Wonder if they know something?

_________________
I remember thinking, "that's really gay". -- Cameronia


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:39 pm 
Offline
User avatar
AnalLog
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:40 am
Posts: 25451
Location: 111 Archer Ave.
I'm so glad you reminded me. I made a note to tune in, but I almost missed it.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar
On the bright side
 Profile

Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:42 pm
Posts: 17495
Location: Surfside Beach, SC
Gender: Male
washing machine wrote:
I'm so glad you reminded me. I made a note to tune in, but I almost missed it.

This is getting close.

_________________
I remember thinking, "that's really gay". -- Cameronia


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar
AnalLog
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:40 am
Posts: 25451
Location: 111 Archer Ave.
Rebar wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I'm so glad you reminded me. I made a note to tune in, but I almost missed it.

This is getting close.

What time?


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar
On the bright side
 Profile

Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:42 pm
Posts: 17495
Location: Surfside Beach, SC
Gender: Male
washing machine wrote:
Rebar wrote:
washing machine wrote:
I'm so glad you reminded me. I made a note to tune in, but I almost missed it.

This is getting close.

What time?

2pm eastern. So five minutes from now.

_________________
I remember thinking, "that's really gay". -- Cameronia


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:41 pm 
Offline
User avatar
statistically insignificant
 Profile

Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:19 pm
Posts: 25134
i will miss this

_________________
Fortuna69 wrote:
I will continue to not understand


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar
AnalLog
 WWW  Profile

Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:40 am
Posts: 25451
Location: 111 Archer Ave.
I'm not joking. This is the kind of thing that I live for.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar
On the bright side
 Profile

Joined: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:42 pm
Posts: 17495
Location: Surfside Beach, SC
Gender: Male
or was it at 1pm?

_________________
I remember thinking, "that's really gay". -- Cameronia


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: Conspiracy Theories
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Fuck Sharks
 Profile

Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:14 am
Posts: 3642
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
Gender: Male
washing machine wrote:
I'm not joking. This is the kind of thing that I live for.


This post saddens me.


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 42 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3  Next

Board index » Word on the Street... » General Discussion


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
It is currently Fri Jul 04, 2025 12:00 pm