Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 8:03 am Posts: 13555 Location: In your PANTS! Gender: Female
I thought it appropriate that we have both a thread where we mourn Frank and a thread where we celebrate his life and the memories that we all have of him whether they be collectively or individually. Frank was larger than life both on this crazy thing we call the internets and in the real world and I believe he would like us to remember him as such. Feel free to celebrate the moments you shared with Frank and the memories that you have of him here whether they be funny, sad, poignant, frustrating or touching. The only thing that I ask is that if you wish you to share moments between yourself and Frank that occurred off the board, you do it in a manner which respects his privacy.
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Owl_Farmer wrote:
Cheer up. You're not depressed, you're just a big homo.
Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 8:03 am Posts: 13555 Location: In your PANTS! Gender: Female
One of my favourite Frank/Beef exchanges:
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
spudsgirl wrote:
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Spuds, how come our relationship isn't as good as Sandy and Nad's?
Frank, our relationship is built on something that others can neither touch nor understand. The very fibres of what makes us, US are so intricately entwined that it is impossible for anyone else to realise, let alone understand, what they are witness to. Our molecules and atoms dance and sing only for each other, we have a cosmic vibration that cannot be fathomed by anyone else. When people talk about being made for each other, it is hard not to scoff for they have no real understanding of what that expression means. You and I alone know what the meaning is, Frank, for we were truly made for each other. It is part of the reason that fate put us on different continents. The power between us is so strong and so divine that we can only come together at a certain time and at a certain place for fear of destroying the world. When the planets align, we shall be together, Frank and nothing, NOTHING, shall tear us asunder. How I long for that day, Frank, that glorious, divine and holiest of days!
Holy fuck. Good answer.
Frank told me later via personal message that he was going to print my post out, take it to bed and rub it all over his man titties... A comment that has always made me smile.
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Owl_Farmer wrote:
Cheer up. You're not depressed, you're just a big homo.
Joined: Fri May 12, 2006 8:03 am Posts: 13555 Location: In your PANTS! Gender: Female
From Frank's legendary interview:
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
rapscallionyouth wrote:
What was your most embarassing moment?
The "Villanova Shit-Shorts."
When I was 18 my dad made homemade lasagne and I ate 3 big pieces. Not an hour later my friends called me and asked me to play baseball with them; I fucking loved playing ball when I was younger so there was no way I could turn them down. As the game progressed, my stomach started feeling queasy from all the activity, but I ignored it.
Late in the game, I was at bat and the pitcher threw a nice meaty curve ball right into the sweet zone, and I swung with all my strength. At the precise moment my bat hit the ball, I shit my fucking shorts (they were Villanova sweatshorts) right there in the batters box. It was the runny chunky kind of shit, too. I didn't run after I hit the ball and everyone could see that the shit was running down my legs and hitting the ground. I was so embarassed that I dropped my bat and ran (literally) home with shit running down both legs. Unfortunately that ended the game as everyone was laughing their asses off, watching an 18-year-old who just shit his pants run home.
Aren't you glad you asked?
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Owl_Farmer wrote:
Cheer up. You're not depressed, you're just a big homo.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:59 am Posts: 9057 Location: Camden, NJ
Frank and I did the Camden schtick a lot, because the day we met and had that tailgate was, as we discussed, one of the greatest days of our lives.
I wasnt out of the car for more than 3 minutes before he introduced himself (i didnt know his RM name before, at all. I was there to meet up with Cal and Shan and they introduced me to the rest of the group)....anyway he shook my hand, i think he asked if I was really a joo, and then we went around the parking lot trying to pick fist fights. when that didnt work, we jokingly blew five bucks on some gas filled balloon which amused him greatly.
we headed back to the group and Frank was the life of the party. because I tryed matching his vodka intake drink for drink, I slugged down almost an entire handle of Captain and basically blacked out during MMJ. I slightly remember us meeting half and balki and their group, posing for that group pic (which proudly hangs in a frame with my camden poster) and stumbling to the 10C window.
the next day I got on here and there was PM from Frank....saying how great it was to meet him and to say I was the only one he met willing to go around fighting with him. he was impressed with that that crazy idiot
I cant believe we all blew off the RM Phillies game, and that Frank didnt come thru on my offer to spend thanksgiving in CT with me. I woulda gotten one more day partying with my brother. I call him that because we were. bonded by the love of pearl jam, titties, and his overindulgence of hookers.
_________________ Frank Parisan was my friend. He was my Camden Brudda. He will be missed
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:59 am Posts: 9057 Location: Camden, NJ
oh fuck, I just realized something
Frank you motherfucker, if you think this is going to prevent me from stricking your sorry ass out on three pitches, well fuck you. I saw Field of Dreams, they have baseball in heaven....you tell jebus ol' koufax is going to strike your motherfucking ass out when I get there....Im gonna make you cry bitch
_________________ Frank Parisan was my friend. He was my Camden Brudda. He will be missed
Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 5:23 pm Posts: 12793 Location: Tours, FR Gender: Male
I don't have any personal stories to share, but I just loved seeing his username all over the board when I logged in in the morning, when almost everybody was still sleeping. I don't know if he stayed last or came first but he posted in every damn thread and I found myself looking forward to this moment. I also appreciated a lot that he was able to take running jokes even coming from someone he didn't know, me for instance. Seems like details, but it shows how truly nice he was to everyone and that's no small thing.
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I think I'm speaking with the voice of every boy, girl, man, woman, ladyboy, transvestite, dyke, fairy, hooker, animal and everything-in-between on the board when I say;
Joined: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:17 am Posts: 2188 Location: The Pit Gender: Female
skunkthecat wrote:
I think I'm speaking with the voice of every boy, girl, man, woman, ladyboy, transvestite, dyke, fairy, hooker, animal and everything-in-between on the board when I say;
Frank. I'd be your lover.
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Your avatar makes me wanna lick hot fudge off of the back of your neck.
I'd been here about 2 hours
haha!!
skunkthecat wrote:
I think I'm speaking with the voice of every boy, girl, man, woman, ladyboy, transvestite, dyke, fairy, hooker, animal and everything-in-between on the board when I say;
Frank. I'd be your lover.
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Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:00 pm Posts: 19826 Location: Alone in a corridor
I once dreamt about Frank and made a thread about it. It was such a weird dream, but I still remember it. So strange. He's the only internet-persona I ever dreamt about.
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:44 pm Posts: 586 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Gender: Male
skunkthecat wrote:
I think I'm speaking with the voice of every boy, girl, man, woman, ladyboy, transvestite, dyke, fairy, hooker, animal and everything-in-between on the board when I say;
Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:48 am Posts: 11400 Location: VA via Chicago Gender: Female
I was around on the old board, but I don't directly remember talking to anyone on a regular basis... I kind of stumbled into the Bitches thread one day while scanning the board (reading up on upcoming shows in 2006). Stu, Stip, Rapscallionyouth, Juv and Frank were the few who really stood out. I thought I'd post... which later turned into Chloe, the angel that she is, organizing the whole Bitches t-shirt hoopla - somehow we skipped the whole thong idea... We posted the regular banter that goes on in any thread, but one night things sort of changed. lol I had been drinking quite heavily with a friend, several bottles of wine in fact, and posted my phone number. Because of this evening, three people ended up seeing it and writing it down before Stip changed it. A few hours pass... and I get a text message from someone calling me a hooker or something along those lines. I instantly knew it was Frank. He was surprised I knew it was him, so he called me. Needless to say, I walked around on Lake Michigan, with a bottle of wine and my phone rambling about all sorts of random conversation with the guy. We talked about the only thing the Polish got right, vodka, music, Chicago and just life in general. I've given my number to quite a few of you RMers, but he was the only one who didn't hesitate to call, just to say hi. It was just nice knowing that someone on the board cared enough to pick up the phone from time to time to check on me. I appreciated it then, and I'm very grateful that we did get to share a few great conversations like that away from the board over the past few years. I'm going to miss the conversations about Robert Mapplethorpe as well... but that is for another story time.
_________________ Frank
you're in my soul now. you've got to waste away with me.
Joined: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:53 pm Posts: 21098 Location: where do you think?
among other things, his series of interview questions were my favorite... i feel compelled to continue the tradition of questions that includes at least these standards:
how many girls have you fucked up the ass do you have your red wings favorite porn star, male or female would you ever piss on a girl, or shit on her hair or tits are you a shower or a grower have you ever tasted your own semen, just out of curiosity if you had to fuck a dude, who would it be? and please don't use the pussy "i'd rather die" stock answer
and of course the closer: "thank you in advance for your honesty"
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Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:51 am Posts: 43609 Location: My city smells like Cheerios Gender: Male
He always gave me shit for having a Jack Black avatar. just one of my favorite little rants of his about jack black
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Ensign9 wrote:
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
mecca2687 wrote:
dirtyfrank0705 wrote:
Why Jack Black? He is so fucking annoying...
maybe to you. Personally, I think he is great unless its like he was in Nacho Libre
He was great for about 30 seconds. Then me and the rest of the world, except for you, got sick of him. That stupid-ass smirk and wrinkling his ugly eyebrows does not make him funny.
Jack Black rules this planet and his shits are used as currency in many eastern European countries.
Well that says a lot about both the world as a whole and Eastern Europe.
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