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 Post subject: Shit is fucking crazy, team.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:54 am 
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This week has been quite crazy and rough, I was expecting the issue to be solved before making a thread about it. And it has been solved.


So I met this girl, we get along quite well and sleep at our first night. It was unprotected sex, but she always keeps an eye on her fertility table and it indicates that her last fertile day was 8 days ago. I asked her about 3 times if it wasn't risky and she assures me that it's all safe.

Two weeks later, she calls me telling she is having strong cramps, I met her on the hospital, she does an inside ultra-sound that indicates "very early pregnancy", we can't believe it. She does the blood exam, it's positive. Fuckin nature doesn't really give a shit about probability.

She already has a son and is in the middle of her biomedicine course, so she agrees that the mission neerds to be aborted, specially that we were lucky in the sense that we found out quite early and things wouldn't be very messy. The issue here is that abortion is illegal (except in cases of rape). A friend of her was able to abort with a syrup that is a mix of strong herbs and it's sold without restriction. She drinks three bottles of it in 2 days, she has cramps but nothing very dramatic.

So time to go illegal. Her brother knows a smuggle of the legendary cytotec. We got it today, and back at her home swallows two pills and place the other two insider her vagina, it takes some time to kick in. When it does, i'm already home and she calls me in severe pain. I arrive and she is in her bed cry in agony, I manage to get her to the toilet, and once on a sitting position, all the bloody mess flows properly and she gets better rather quickly, I assure she alsos drink a lot of water and she finally can sleep without much pain, just feeling the usual pms cramp that feels like a massage compared to moments ago.

And that's how I avoided becoming a father, amen.

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When I one day take stock of my life's regrets, opening this thread will definitely be one of them.


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 Post subject: Re: Shit is fucking crazy, team.
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Btw, we had sex during her pms, she had her usual period, so that made it much more shocking.

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That's some kind of story. Abortion should be legal. Hopefully, you have learned to be more careful in the future.

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 Post subject: Re: Shit is fucking crazy, team.
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The Argonaut wrote:
That's some kind of story. Abortion should be legal. Hopefully, you have learned to be more careful in the future.


We surely learned. She was alreadly looking for a DIU, now she wants it more than ever.

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This thread will surely have it all.

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 Post subject: Re: Shit is fucking crazy, team.
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good story

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Some things simply should not be posted on internet forums....


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also, thodoks, your thoughts?

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also, thodoks, your thoughts?


missions are aborting?


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ScottZeagle wrote:
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also, thodoks, your thoughts?


missions are aborting?



Body parts are confusing?


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there's so many things going through my head right now, but i cant get over this

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so... how 'bout that abortion tea, huh?

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just an FYI for the future-i know a chick who had an abortion from xanax

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Fuck, man. What the fuck?


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Human Bass wrote:
Btw, we had sex during her pms, she had her usual period, so that made it much more shocking.

How do you know she didn't sleep with someone else?

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