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62strat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:10 am

Beef? Px?Dime?

Can you help a brother out?

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:11 am

62strat wrote:

Beef? Px?Dime?

Can you help a brother out?

Is Dime a girl?

Jesus, I thought he had a beard.

Dime too.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Handbags: I currently carry a Fossil bag with lots of pockets.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:17 am

Time to put aside your differences, ladies.

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:20 am

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

I laughed 3 times on the ceiling.

and strat, differences? what differences? there are no differences.?

I am just like you and me.

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:21 am

oh, and get the joke too.

She meant smack dab between beef (nobody can say you're not observant) and dime

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

62strat wrote:

Time to put aside your differences, ladies.

Hey, I've got no beef with anybody. What the hell are you jibbering on about? Hand bags or what? If this is a handbag thread, I'm in like flynn. If this is a strife sort of thread I'm out unless we're ridiculing theplatypus.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:21 am

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

You come across the kind of woman who enjoys the soft touch of a woman but also needs the rusty scratches of a man beard.

dimejinky99 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:22 am

Surf n turf sandwich eh strat? Ye can't put fish with meat.
I don't know anything about handbags or manbags for that matter.

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

62strat wrote:

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

You come across the kind of woman who enjoys the soft touch of a woman but also needs the rusty scratches of a man beard.

Seriously?

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:25 am

dimejinky99 wrote:

Surf n turf sandwich eh strat? Ye can't put fish with meat.
I don't know anything about handbags or manbags for that matter.

Worst homosexual friend ever!

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

62strat wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:

Surf n turf sandwich eh strat? Ye can't put fish with meat.
I don't know anything about handbags or manbags for that matter.

Worst homosexual friend ever!

Dime's honest. That's worth more than ruby slippers, friend.

62strat · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:31 am

Ruby slippers and a handbag on the other hand....

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

I'm curious about your estimation of me, strat.

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:46 am

62strat wrote:

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

You come across the kind of woman who enjoys the soft touch of a woman but also needs the rusty scratches of a man beard.

"a man beard" oh. a MAN beard. ..

wait,

rusty scratches? wtf? who has a rusty beard? what does that even take?

Doug RR · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:49 am

knee tunes wrote:

62strat wrote:

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

You come across the kind of woman who enjoys the soft touch of a woman but also needs the rusty scratches of a man beard.

"a man beard" oh. a MAN beard. ..

wait,

rusty scratches? wtf? who has a rusty beard? what does that even take?

a rusty trombone

knee tunes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:35 am

Doug RR wrote:

knee tunes wrote:

62strat wrote:

px wrote:

Why I am smack dab in the middle of this gruesome threesome????

You come across the kind of woman who enjoys the soft touch of a woman but also needs the rusty scratches of a man beard.

"a man beard" oh. a MAN beard. ..

wait,

rusty scratches? wtf? who has a rusty beard? what does that even take?

a rusty trombone

of course! DUH!

i feel so....stupidt......

px · **Joined:** Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:38 am **Posts:** 18049

Clearly everyone in this thread was drinking last night.

dimejinky99 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:46 pm

I'm no longer a bearded axe wound...shaved it off last week.

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