You just eat the orange part.

Here is a picture of one:

Carrots are good for your eyes. They have some vitamins in them.

This is the thread that Bart D fans go to misinterpret his posts leading them to believe Bart is a vegetable who types by blinking his eyes.

I'm trying to foster an open environment where we can talk about the carrot, winded.

And learn.

I like carrots!

Feel free to expand on that or just hang out and learn more about carrots. This is a safe place.

Intentions are not always indicative of where actions will lead Bart.

I'm kind of serious about this, winded.

i thought the thread title was pretty not indicitive of bart d.'s abilities... but by post 3 i was entertained.

which is the better dildo substitute: a carrot or a banana?

I should have known not to post this in GD.

just answer the fucking question

You try and report back.

rafa, I know you're being facetious, but in order to keep this thread moving I'll give you a serious answer. A banana would get too soggy. Ok? Now let's get back on topic.

According to Mickey... this cant be possible.

mods, please lock this thread.

Ali G had an enlightening discussion on the issue with James Baker