Completely random list of things that I sometimes wonder about in no particular order...
1. How many people are having sex in my neighborhood right now? 2. Why does my dog bark at everyone including that hot chick next door that I want to make the sex with? 3. Will true artistic expression exist in 50 years? 4. If I jump off the bridge down the road into approximately 3 feet of water from approximately a 60 foot fall, will I live or die? 5. Why does jerking off every night make it less effective? 6. How does someone like Carlos Mencia become a comedian? 7. Does Drew Brees have to shave the birthmark on his face? 8. What would I look like if I had my ass hair transplanted on to my head to offset my male pattern baldness? 9. How much of a loser am I if my friend who has herpes can still get a hot girlfriend while I'm still single? 10. If I could relive 1 year of my life up to this point over and over for eternity, which year would I choose? 11. Why does my honesty make me unpopular with people? 12. Did I choose this life before I started it or is this shit completely random? 13. Is the person or persons that made the dresser in my room still alive? 14. Why is my head so fat? 15. Why do people care about such meaningless things?
many more but too drunk to continue
_________________ Love is a friendship set to music.
13. Is the person or persons that made the dresser in my room still alive?
I could answer this for you.
Yes.
How do you know this?
In other news ... I do not even remember starting this thread. I must have been super hammered. Nothing like a good drunken black out post to discover what you truly think about. It's like my very own introspective journal.
_________________ Love is a friendship set to music.
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chocolate johnson wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
chocolate johnson wrote:
13. Is the person or persons that made the dresser in my room still alive?
I could answer this for you.
Yes.
How do you know this?
In other news ... I do not even remember starting this thread. I must have been super hammered. Nothing like a good drunken black out post to discover what you truly think about. It's like my very own introspective journal.
I don't believe that one bit, that you don't remember it all
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knee tunes wrote:
chocolate johnson wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
chocolate johnson wrote:
13. Is the person or persons that made the dresser in my room still alive?
I could answer this for you.
Yes.
How do you know this?
In other news ... I do not even remember starting this thread. I must have been super hammered. Nothing like a good drunken black out post to discover what you truly think about. It's like my very own introspective journal.
I don't believe that one bit, that you don't remember it all
Frankly, neither do I.
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I shaved my balls just in case you still want to tea bag them. I'll understand if you are still nervous about it. Just promise me that if you do want to go through with it that you will try not to use your teeth.
_________________ Love is a friendship set to music.
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chocolate johnson wrote:
Spike wrote:
chocolate johnson
I shaved my balls just in case you still want to tea bag them. I'll understand if you are still nervous about it. Just promise me that if you do want to go through with it that you will try not to use your teeth.
if this isn't friendship set to music, then I don't know what is.
_________________ "No matter how hard you kill Jesus, he would always just come back and hit you twice as hard."
I shaved my balls just in case you still want to tea bag them. I'll understand if you are still nervous about it. Just promise me that if you do want to go through with it that you will try not to use your teeth.
if this isn't friendship set to music, then I don't know what is.
It takes a special kind of love to tea bag without using teeth.
_________________ Love is a friendship set to music.
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About number, I think you survive but will break some bones.
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