_________________ This year's hallway bounty: tampon dipped in ketchup, mouthguard, one sock, severed teddy bear head, pregnancy test, gym bag containing unwashed gym clothes and a half-eaten sandwich
Broke up TWO fights today. Got scratched by a girl while pulling her off her opponent in one. Kids are crazy in the hallways, too.
Holy fucking ballcock, what a joke this year is. We lost our principal and best asst. principal over the summer, and the replacements are waaaaaaay too buddy buddy with the kids. We used to have a lot of gang issues, years ago, and this year it's all come back. Usually have about 10-15 fights a year, this year we're at 37.
My birthday is a fucking riot
_________________ This year's hallway bounty: tampon dipped in ketchup, mouthguard, one sock, severed teddy bear head, pregnancy test, gym bag containing unwashed gym clothes and a half-eaten sandwich
the replacements are waaaaaaay too buddy buddy with the kids.
Blame The Dead Poets Society for that! Fucking Robin Williams ruined everything!
He wasn't as close to students as his wife was in World According to Garp. Blame the woman!
_________________ This year's hallway bounty: tampon dipped in ketchup, mouthguard, one sock, severed teddy bear head, pregnancy test, gym bag containing unwashed gym clothes and a half-eaten sandwich
You know, my step son has always had a volatile relationship with his father, and ever since his car accident he's taken to calling me Dad. He's 21. So just to review...
My wife is 38. A 21 year old calls me Dad. My own father, who is 60, treats me and talks to me as his best and closest friend. I work with 11 year olds, who think you're ancient and unimportant and probably close to death before you ever hit the ripe old age of 23.
So really, every birthday for me is a celebratory surprise at how young I actually am. Thirty? Is that all? Holy shit!
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EllisEamos wrote:
Happy BDay.
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