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godeatgod
 Post subject: the wake up squirrel and machine elves
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:49 pm 
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every morning for about a week now I've been getting woken up by a particular squirrel

he sits on the outside of my window and does lots of chirps and screams

today I decided to confront him, I stood eye level with him until he noticed me

he stared me right in the eye for a while then he started chirpping at me

I can't speak squirrel but I know he was trying to tell me something important

I didn't know what to say so I asked him if he wanted me to follow him, he then did a lot of excited chirpping and started pacing back and forth

I'm almost positive that he's a machine elf

I know they can shape shift and I guess it's perfectly possible they can visit our dimention too

I'm not sure where to go from here, I don't even know where I could get dmt

does anyone here have any experience in dealing with the elves?
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I don't have firsthand experience with them, but I definitely agree that this was a machine elf.

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malice
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maybe he wants you to help him get Jimmy out of the well he fell into?

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Hiya malice.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Hiya malice.


I've never been woken up by a squirrel before. have you?

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malice wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Hiya malice.


I've never been woken up by a squirrel before. have you?


It's possible, but I can't recall a specific occurrence. What usually wakes you up? Your fears, insecurities?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
malice wrote:
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Hiya malice.


I've never been woken up by a squirrel before. have you?


It's possible, but I can't recall a specific occurrence. What usually wakes you up? Your fears, insecurities?

I have neither, friend.
I sleep the sleep of the just. Secure in the knowledge that all is right with the world of malice.
Now, list your top five insecurities for me- kthx

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malice wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
malice wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Hiya malice.


I've never been woken up by a squirrel before. have you?


It's possible, but I can't recall a specific occurrence. What usually wakes you up? Your fears, insecurities?

I have neither, friend.
I sleep the sleep of the just. Secure in the knowledge that all is right with the world of malice.
Now, list your top five insecurities for me- kthx


Impotence
Fear of babies
Birth Control
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wtf lenny

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I just don't know how to please you that's all.

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I just don't know how to please you that's all.

Things don't bother me, lenny. My thick skin makes me a generally pleasant person.

You could bring back rafa, though. RIP :peace:

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It's more of a heart thing, Peter. I wouldn't expect you to understand Mr. I Have The Emotion Of A Plank Of Wood.

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Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I just don't know how to please you that's all.

Things don't bother me, lenny. My thick skin makes me a generally pleasant person.

You could bring back rafa, though. RIP :peace:


He's a racist and possible pedophile.

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I just don't know how to please you that's all.

Things don't bother me, lenny. My thick skin makes me a generally pleasant person.

You could bring back rafa, though. RIP :peace:


He's a racist and possible pedophile.

That explains why he was always bumping the pedo bear thread.

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Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I just don't know how to please you that's all.

Things don't bother me, lenny. My thick skin makes me a generally pleasant person.

You could bring back rafa, though. RIP :peace:


He's a racist and possible pedophile.

That explains why he was always bumping the pedo bear thread.


How'd the birthday party go, by the way?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Rebar wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I just don't know how to please you that's all.

Things don't bother me, lenny. My thick skin makes me a generally pleasant person.

You could bring back rafa, though. RIP :peace:


He's a racist and possible pedophile.

That explains why he was always bumping the pedo bear thread.


How'd the birthday party go, by the way?

Was good, thanks. The kids went and played at the water park for hours, so the adults just stayed in the hotel room and visited. We got him a really cool Beatles birthday cake.

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