i get the daily joke from Comedy Central by email. usualy they are quite lame like today's.....

it starts with F and ends with UCK!
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Firetruck.....


bleh

yep

this thread changed my life

I started recycling because of this thread.

so i guess me point is...... post some good ones please!

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

i can't decide if this is more "pirate" or "irishman."

There are two muffins in a pan, being put into the oven. The first muffin looks over to the second and proclaims "WHO BOY!!! It sure is hot in here!"...The second muffin looks over at the first and exclaims "HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutter s, "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

that was the funniest thing of this thread.

aye

man this is a very unfunny thread so far

*nods in agreement*

thanks, thats what i needed, some re-inforcement

this is funny in a cosmic sense

I got jokes

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a
vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last
few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
Hawaii and Peggy Sue got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and
Peggy Sue got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Peggy Sue didn't
get pregnant again!"

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Peggy Sue with me."