Post subject: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:21 pm
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~ At the end of this story, Chud informs Owl_Farmer that his story, below, contains no embellishment whatsoever.
For purposes of this thread, however, let's pretend that there is an embellishment, or more, and find them.
I say that the boat ride was really only 57 minutes long.
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Also, on this trip, I pulled off the most successful stealth piss of my life..........
I was on an hour long boat tour of the canals in Amsterdam. I had already had a few beers and got one more on the boat. There was no bathroom. About 20 minutes in I all of a sudden really have to take a leak, and am dreading the next 40 minutes. 10 minutes later the captain says he's showing us some extra stuff so he hopes we're not in a rush. At this point I'm like "oh fuck". But we're out of the canals and in the open water by the heart of the city at this point so I see my chance. I move to th back of the boat under the guise of getting a better angle for pictures. Now, the only tools at my disposal are a smaller than normal can of Heineken (nearly empty) and a small plastic cup. I pour the remaining beer into my cup and splash it out the window to see if anyone notices/cares. No one does. So at this point while everyone is looking around the city I'm taking my dick out and peeing into the small cup. I pinch it off when the cup is full an continue to very carefully pee into the now empty beer can. While that's going on I wait for the driver to stop looking in the mirror and splash the cup of piss out the window. Then when the can is full I'm still not done so I stop for a brief moment and finish off the piss into the now empty cup. Then I sit there in the back for the next ten minutes carefully pouring my piss from the can into the cup and splashing it out the window. After two or three transfers the deed is done and I enjoy the rest of the boat ride and no one is the wiser. Not even my friends had a clue what I was doing.
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Owl_Farmer wrote:
That's a pretty cool pissing story. How much embellishment went into it?
None what so ever.
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:30 pm
Got Some
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Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:31 pm
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turned2black wrote:
Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?
This is why I'm so fucking proud of this.
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:38 pm
Got Some
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
turned2black wrote:
Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?
This is why I'm so fucking proud of this.
How much piss did you get on yourself?
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:39 pm
Red Mosquito, my libido
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turned2black wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
turned2black wrote:
Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?
This is why I'm so fucking proud of this.
How much piss did you get on yourself?
None.
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:42 pm
Red Mosquito, my libido
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
How large is the boat?
How long is the boat?
You can see about 2/3s of it in that picture.
While peeing approximately how many feet in front of you was the nearest person?
There weren't many people on the boat, all the passengers including my group took up like the first 1/4th of the boat. Before I peed I moved to like 3/4s of the way back.
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:43 pm
Red Mosquito, my libido
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Rebar wrote:
You were in Amsterdam and you were drinking Heineken?!
First, Heineken is very different there so I had to try it. Second, when I got on the boat the captain asked if we wanted beers and when we said yes he came back with Heinekens.
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Post subject: Re: RM Board Game #1 Find the Embellishment
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:44 pm
Got Some
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
turned2black wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
turned2black wrote:
Are we to believe that he was able to "pinch it off" not once, but twice? And this after "a few beers." Then he pees into the opening of a "smaller than normal can of Heineken" on a moving boat? Really?
This is why I'm so fucking proud of this.
How much piss did you get on yourself?
None.
Semi-dunk. Moving boat. It's the can thing. Most would have a hard time pulling this off with a big-ass Solo cup, but into the mouth of a small beer can? Then stopping yourself twice.
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While peeing approximately how many feet in front of you was the nearest person?
There weren't many people on the boat, all the passengers including my group took up like the first 1/4th of the boat. Before I peed I moved to like 3/4s of the way back.
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