Think about those times you were trying to be a stellar young youth with a bigtime interest in SHAQ. Remember? Remember when you went back to skoo shopping with your mammy and she had a big CHARGE CARD and she said to you "go ahead and pick some things out for the big grade." You just wanted to play with Billy but you had to go anyway because Dad said the CHARGE CARD was only a ONE TIME DEAL. So off to Bamburger's you'd go and then Waxy would get jealous if you got the same jean jacket so I could only wear it on the days he didn't because he was older. Idiot.