i want clean clothes but i don't want to send an unfortunate signal so if i'm forced to get a place without in-unit clothes washing and drying capabilities i'm not entirely sure what to do

Just use a drop off service.

Just wear your clothes until they're too dirty and then buy new clothes.

This is a huge problem. You could do what chud said, but I recommend you wear some of those comedic glasses with nose, possibly fake moustache attatched and put on a fake accent so that no one recognises you.

Yeah, the laundromat is not for english speaking whites. Unless you do meth. A lot of meth.

Get a place with a washer and dryer.

This ain't fucking Mexico....


Jesus.

I've never used a laundromat, but I harbour a secret desire to do so one day - I think it'd be fun!

I mean, once.

I suppose the one exception is when you're a full time college student living in off campus apartments. I think that may be an acceptable circumstance. With thodoks asking this question, I can only assume that Mrs. thodoks was taking a krugman like approach to the family finances, he would have none of it. She responded in a manner that now requires thodoks to rest his head at a hotel with only hourly and monthly rates.

thodoks, can you help facilitate my conversion to "what would the neighbors think"-ism?

thodoks, I'm begging you to do what chud said if this happens to you. If you start using a laundromat, you will be forced to stop posting in threads such as "people on salary discuss food", "mattress shopping" and any N&D thread that LittleWing posts in. Then, in return, you will be limited to such threads as "Sluts and Apartment Complexes", and "Tacos and other Tortilla-based foods".

Please.

I'm not afraid to use a laundry mat, but in my more formative years a friend of mine had her panties stolen out of her dryer load. What sort of a sick fkk would do that to someone?

Someone in a costume, perhaps.

Welp, rebar. Thanks for painting that loverly image in my mind. Pass the brain bleach please and thank you.

Oh, can you imagine the thick, unintelligible southern accent he would no doubt inherit upon his first visit? I can only speculate, but I can assume varying degrees of Incestual Appalachian Slang, Alabama Drawl, and Creole mumbling. I pray to the sweet lord above that if he decides to take this life step, that he chooses to do so AFTER his voice interview, so I can look back upon him fondly.

This thread may very well be the death knell of the thodoks account.

Or, he could post from his iPad while he is doing his laundry. That would be awesome.

If you could have a washer and dryer or an iPad, which one would you take?

Do you really want to use (and be forced to touch) the same "washing" and drying apparatuses as those that use them at laundromats? Really?

perhaps i should have been less oblique

this thread was meant to inspire laundromat patronizers-centric humor, much in the way the "sluts and apartment complexes" thread enabled riffing on the peculiarities of apartment complex inhabitors. incorporating the "realities" of the thodoks account settling for a place sans washer and dryer was merely a thread device, shirkers