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I think shit's broken.

"When the gas in my tank feels like money in the bank."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Fuel pump, the fuel tank, if this changes."

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"When the wind blows, we measure the air."

Original text:

"I think shit's broken. "

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"I believe that I may have lost control."

"US officials believe Iran sanctions will fail, making military action likely"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"The sanctions bar, or believe an Iranian soldier."

Original text:

"In meetings, she was so soft-spoken that her colleagues sometimes had to lean forward to hear what she was saying."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Sometimes before the advent of any service שצעדיו"

The terrorists have clearly won.

Original text:

"EVERY FOUR YEARS I marvel all over again at those bodies honed like precision instruments to defy the bounds of human ability, those people flying with graceful force over hurdles, off diving boards, into somersaults in midair, speeding down tracks, "

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Air force security this table for the first time in India and one of the most beautiful of May 4."

Original text:

"Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Turkey Turkey Turkey Turkey sources and (b) p and p (b) Pidante São Paulo, assistance, to overheating cargovan. ""

"A bang, bang, a bangidy bang I said a bang bang bang bang bangidy bang."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Bangidi bangidi "certain parts""

"No wonder your husband left you."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"And he and his wife have done wonders."

Original text:

"Am I a man? or am I a muppet? If I'm a muppet then I'm a vary manly muppet. Am I a muppet? Or am I a man? If I'm a man, that makes me a muppet of a man."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"To be masculine do I need one of those? When I wore this outfit you asked no questions."

"lol fart bye"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Hello, I am in the room."

"Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"And I applaud his Rainbow dreams."

"So long, sweet prince."

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"Prince, long and sweet."

"Of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Then, destroy the local memory for me, Yes."

"Before I put my makeup on, I say a little prayer for you."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"A small computer, you can only use the Molly."