basically true. Pets are a giant inconvenience and the only people dumb enough to get one, fall into two categories:
1.) they are too stupid to deal with other people and thus find comfort in a pet OR
2.) The person is by nature a victim and wants to this time victimize themselves with the burden and responsibility of a pet

Note: people who want babies only exhibit the former symptoms in a more severe sense. What is a baby besides the ultimate dog?

Indeed.

3/10

I bet you would be a proud cat person thodoks. I bet you think that because a group of people on a pearl jam message board pander to your unreadable nonsense, that you are in fact special.

You can't know how it feels to have an amigoat!

wtf is an amigoat HB?

A goat who is your amigo.

that's what I thought lol

and btw knee tunes do you respond to me exclusively in pink now? Are you trying to de-masculinze me?

oh and btw JORGE, I justify this comment a little with a theory that people do not have kids for the right reasons anymore. It's much the same like cats and dogs all too often in that the parent wants a friend or someone who will understand them finally. We should have children because of our loyalty to our species drive. We should have children so we have someone to replace us when we are gone.

sorry. that never even crossed my mind.

that color just perfectly matched your cat is all

this seems extreme

someone needs a puppy.

Dogs are awesome.

I have a Boxer and I couldn't be happier with the guy. I don't view him as a burden at all.

We replaced our 2 cats with 2 children.
They are a little more expensive, but after a couple of years, you don't have to clean up their shit.

Dogs > teenagers. True story.

babies > dogs > teenagers > adults