Don't be an asshole.
Don't make your problems my problems.
Put your fucking shopping cart away. Don't just leave it in that parking spot so no one can park there. There's a place for the carts right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Twenty feet away. It will take you 30 goddamn seconds. What? You don't have time? You sure had time to touch and sniff all the organic Granny Smith apples when you were inside. You had time to take your 20 items into the 12 items or less (fewer) self checkout lane and feed multiple bills into the machine rather than utilize the 5 seconds it takes to swipe plastic. But pushing your cart out of the way is asking too much? You're gonna make the minimum wage high school kid come out here and clean up your slothfulness. You have violated all my rules. And I only have three.

Don't double post a thread.

Lock 'er up.