Post subject: What are your 3 basic rules for human decency?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:11 pm
Got Some
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 5:58 pm Posts: 1259 Location: Western Masshole Gender: Male
Don't be an asshole. Don't make your problems my problems. Put your fucking shopping cart away. Don't just leave it in that parking spot so no one can park there. There's a place for the carts right there. RIGHT FUCKING THERE. Twenty feet away. It will take you 30 goddamn seconds. What? You don't have time? You sure had time to touch and sniff all the organic Granny Smith apples when you were inside. You had time to take your 20 items into the 12 items or less (fewer) self checkout lane and feed multiple bills into the machine rather than utilize the 5 seconds it takes to swipe plastic. But pushing your cart out of the way is asking too much? You're gonna make the minimum wage high school kid come out here and clean up your slothfulness. You have violated all my rules. And I only have three.
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Post subject: Re: What are your 3 basic rules for human decency?
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:17 pm
Unthought Known
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 pm Posts: 8288
1.it is immoral to let a fool keep his money. 2.there are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. you dig. 3.daddy would you like some sausage?
Post subject: Re: What are your 3 basic rules for human decency?
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:42 am
Supersonic
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:07 pm Posts: 12393
Do not value your individual freedoms to the point of devaluing other human beings Do not allow laziness or casual distraction to remove you from the world's expanding knowledge Do not pleasure yourself in the cheese dip, you fucking asshole. I only come to this fucking restaurant for the goddamn cheese dip!
Post subject: Re: What are your 3 basic rules for human decency?
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:42 am
Unthought Known
Joined: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 pm Posts: 8288
i'm always sure to shove my carts on to embankments or in the spots BETWEEN the handicapped areas. i'm not an animal. if the thing keeps rolling or veers off from where I aimed it, thats the store's fault for having poorly weighted carts with gimped wheels.
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