had 2 Dodger dogs for lunch today..onion and mustard only

At Dodger Stadium? How in the world did you score tickets?

jessica alba

Score? They can't give them away.

Thanks -- that was the joke.

on my part.

well, if you two are done jerking each other off maybe we can get back to the hardcore hot dog toppings conversation?

i'm trying to conjure up a scenario in which horseradish would be an ideal topping

straight up horseradish might be too intense, but i bet a cream cheese schmear with a healthy amount of horseradish infused could work. you'd need something to cut the richness of all that... perhaps a pickled asparagus spear

The point of the toppings is not to supplant the taste of the dog, but to accentuate it.

well said, guy thats obviously never had a proper chicago dog

seriously. i don't know why some hot dogs even have a wiener in them.

Well, I do prefer that they hold the relish.

Casing or no casing (and there's only one right answer here)?

i don't care?

That's the wrong answer.

hot dogs aren't that big a deal in wisconsin. whatever oscar meyer dogs are, i suppose.

the answer is natural casing deep fried

But only with peanut oil . . . you need a high smoke-point oil.

well, duh