If you're ever constipated just grab yourself a cup of coffee and a cigarette. You'll be cleaned out within the hour.



BTW, I posted this advice at least a year ago and the thread was promptly deleted. Hopefully people have grown up by now and this thread doesn't meet the same fate. I'm optimistic now that there is a whole sub-section of the forum dedicated to this kind of thing.

I just drink a glass of apple juice.

Old news is old.

cigs are gross, though. can i replace it w/ a joint?

Nope, doesn't work with a joint.

the cigarette smoke snakes itself into the intestinal tract and inflates pockets of air causing a rapid expansion of fecus enhancing the pressure and severity of evacuation