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 Post subject: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
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We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)

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vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

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punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.

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vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
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punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

--PunkDavid

In defense of my country... I'm working in an area with more shit shit than most other areas. Weak but true!

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punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

--PunkDavid


No, it's a defence.

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 Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
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Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

--PunkDavid


No, it's a defence.


Oh.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=defence

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 Post subject: Re: I nearly had to eat sheep shit today.
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punkdavid wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

--PunkDavid


No, it's a defence.


Oh.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=defence

--PunkDavid (crazy Brits can't even speak English)


I think Americans added the "s" because we spend so much $ on it.






Get it?






So fucking lame.

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punkdavid wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
We were bored on our lunch break at work so I suggested getting people to eat random shit, and I dared this girl to put this huge sticker on her forehead and leave it there all day... somehow, the words 'i'll eat sheep shit if you do' slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them, and the next thing I knew, the sticker's on her forehead and everyone is expecting me to go through with this dare should it stay that way.
Long story short, I had to stalk this girl until I could sneak up behind her and rip it off her head. No fucking way was I ever going to eat the shit, but this way I didn't have to back out of the dare fully 8)


That's the danger of living in Australia. Eating sheep shit isn't an option where I live. I can't just go across the street and get some sheep shit for a dare.

--PunkDavid

In our defence, I'm working in a place which just happens to have sheep wandering around outside for no apparant reason.


That's a defense? :lol:

--PunkDavid


No, it's a defence.


Oh.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=defence

--PunkDavid (crazy Brits can't even speak English)

I'll let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'

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Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer.
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vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Holy shit, that's going to be my new sig line.

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Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes we mis-spell stuff and just tell you Americans 'it's how we spell it here'


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Holy shit, that's going to be my new sig line.

well, fix the sig
and i said it was a secret! :P

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Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?


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Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.

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Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

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Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...

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Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer.
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vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...


I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.

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Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...


I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.

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Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer.
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vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...


I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.


A small one, yes. But, no, seriously, if offered a trip to Greece for my girlfriend and I... I'd go through with it.

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Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Auggiestyle wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Green Habit wrote:
Were they getting ready to buy you a trip to NZ?

No.
I wonder if I'd do it for that. I guess it depends on the size of the shit, whether I could swallow it whole.


I would not eat shit for a trip to New Zealand. You're out of your mind.

Well, I didn't say I would. I'd consider it, amybe, if it was tiny shit. Sheep shit ain't huge.
Maybe not New Zealand. The USA, probably. If it was clean... but even if I decided to eat it, I doubt I could physically go through with it...


I might do it for a trip to Greece or Italy.
How big of a shit though? It'd have to be small, and I bet I'd pull out at the last minute.


A small one, yes. But, no, seriously, if offered a trip to Greece for my girlfriend and I... I'd go through with it.

It's probably how Bill Gates gets his kicks.

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