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Her name was Valencia Merble. Valencia was the daughter of the owned of the Ilium School of Optometry. She was rich. She was as big as a house because she couldn't stop eating. She was eating now. She was eating a Three Musketeers Candy Bar.
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this thread just inspired me to eat a mars bar
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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Already in Love wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
this thread just inspired me to eat a mars bar
that's nasty.
it was a mars lite
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
I wish people would buy me things for writing 650 word essays. What's that, like 2 freaking pages? they didn't even say it had to be good and she lamed out. I wouldda been all over that shit.
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I wish people would buy me things for writing 650 word essays. What's that, like 2 freaking pages? they didn't even say it had to be good and she lamed out. I wouldda been all over that shit.
No shit, huh? Then again, you & I most likely would just buy our own damned shirt and then write a 650 word essay on why we did it.
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Already in Love wrote:
I wish people would buy me things for writing 650 word essays. What's that, like 2 freaking pages? they didn't even say it had to be good and she lamed out. I wouldda been all over that shit.
If only she was just asked to post another picture of her chest...
I wish people would buy me things for writing 650 word essays. What's that, like 2 freaking pages? they didn't even say it had to be good and she lamed out. I wouldda been all over that shit.
No shit, huh? Then again, you & I most likely would just buy our own damned shirt and then write a 650 word essay on why we did it.
darn, too true.
_________________ Ringo: Wretched slugs, don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry.
Joined: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:03 am Posts: 24177 Location: Australia
Already in Love wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
Already in Love wrote:
vacatetheword wrote:
this thread just inspired me to eat a mars bar
that's nasty.
it was a mars lite
unless by "lite" it means "coconut-free" then it's still NASTY.
gimme a Nesles crunch any day.
maybe it's a differnet thing in america? no WAY would i eat one with coconut.
_________________ Oh, the flowers of indulgence and the weeds of yesteryear, Like criminals, they have choked the breath of conscience and good cheer. The sun beat down upon the steps of time to light the way To ease the pain of idleness and the memory of decay.
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