fish balls, huh?

That was 4 months ago .

the fish balls rank second only to B's creation of that thread.

spike, why don't you go volunteer your services on a restaurant line or do some personal catering?

i only cook for small gatherings.

what's the hallmark of a good dinner party, lady?

a natural flow to conversation

i find many conversations of late always come back to the luscious haunches of pippa middleton

jesus christ, this thread needs a bouncer.

you free on weekends, tough guy?

i used to work at this bar part time when they had bigger bands come in. they had regular bouncers that were like 6'7" 300lbs and then there was me. they'd always work the door and make me go stand by the band and the worst part was that because i wasn't a steady employee there i never got one of those "STAFF" shirts... so basically i just looked like the weirdest asshole ever

haha, were you wearing earplugs?

nope- just a regular looking guy in sketchers and cargo pants standing around yelling at dudes that were getting too rowdy. not drinking. looking around very observant like

undercover staffing is an essential strategy to any podunk's rabble

are you sure you were an actual employee?

i mean, they paid me in cash and beer at the end of the night....but the more i think about it, they might've been just using me for their own sick entertainment

did you show anyone your penis?

they called it "hanging out with the regulars" they made it sound like it was a weekly thing

you're really making my tummy upset now

CJ, would all the cash you made "bouncing" eventually funnel back into the bar's revenue stream via you purchasing beer and shots anyway?