Actually, a textbook jew would know that 80% of $1.75 is $1.40. You typically leave around $3.15 and say "keep the change, bro", right?

Not very textbook jew math. lol!

Im actually very textbook jew. I put it on the check card, do the math, write out the amount, keep the receipt and lock it away!

So why 80%? Why $1.25 tip? Seems pretty odd to me.

Who are you to judge the worth of my baristas?

Quite the contrary, I'd think you'd give $1 or $2 or $1.25 to round it to $3. But $1.40? That's a very odd tip.

it works well in my portfolio.

Yah, you definitely don't tip 80% on $1.75. But nice try, bro.

oh man you got me.

i just thought it's kind of sad you rounded up to 80% on RM to show all of us how generous you are when you never actually give 80%

oh you got me man

Matty is the RM expert in talking about your finances to prove how generous you are.

Why would you say "keep the change?" If you're giving that much extra, the tip is implied. You'd only say "keep the change" if you were giving $2.00.

fucking antisemite bastards, all of you!!!

Pffft... you're only half a Jew.

to put it in terms that'll excite a Joo, Im 50% off!!!!

I only tip when the waitress insists on me having her pussy spread.

I always read this as tripping at restaurants. A topic for another thread I guess.

Haha, I have a good story about doing acid in a Taco Cabana...

I once bowled around a 230 while tripping on mushrooms.