I was at the gourmet grocery store yesterday and they had "The Source" hot sauce. It cost $134 for a small bottle and was measured at 7.1 million scoville units! You had to go get it behind the counter.

Here, this will help you figure out how hot that is:

0-100 Scoville Units includes most Bell/Sweet pepper varieties.
2,500-5,000 Scoville Units includes Jalapeno & Mirasol peppers.
5,000-15,000 Scoville Units includes Serrano peppers.
30,000-50,000 Scoville Units includes Cayenne & Tabasco peppers.
100,000-350,000 Scoville Units includes Scotch Bonnet & Thai peppers.
200,000 to 300,000 Scoville Units includes Habanero peppers.
Around 16,000,000 Scoville Units is Pure Capsaicin.

You could probably kill a small child with a bottle of that shit.

that's hot

ew

I'd put hot sauce on cereal if I thought it would taste good.

small child? Im guessing it would kill a large tree

yup, I put it on almost everything.

what brand?

My dad has some of this hot sauce. He puts like a drop in a big mixture for big time flavor.

Your dad paid $134 for a bottle of hot sauce Mitch?

i think he got it online, so he probably didn't pay that much.

is it good?

i just found it online for $89.95 a bottle. wow.

it's very good. my buddies and i have put a tiny amount on a chip and eaten it. it's very, very hot.

I've used all different kinds. Right now I have ass-kickin' hot sauce.

I want to try pyro diablo next.

awesome. hopefully i'll get to try it sometime.

Wait, you paid $134 for hot sauce?

my dad paid like 100 for it. it's worth it.

you figure you'll never need more hot sauce for the rest of your life using only a drop or two each time.

*THE SOURCE* - Our Price: $89.95

The world's hottest hot sauce - The Source Hot Sauce - All things good or bad are driven by energy! Rated at 7.1 Million Scoville Units. The Legend of The Source: Ancient cultures, from the Egyptians, to the Mayans and the Aztecs, were bound by a common belief...that all things good or bad are driven by energy. It is the force behind the rising sun and the shining of a nighttime star; it's responsible for precision and passion. Legend has it that the god of love held the Source of all energy. He was trusted with this responsibility by the other gods because his heart was filled with good. For millenniums he used the energy to fill the world with love.
But, a time came when the other gods quarreled amongst themselves. One after another they would come to the god of love demanding that he use the energy to serve their own selfish desires. At first he would yield to their demands, then he saw the outcome. The world was no longer filled with love...bad was beginning to prevail. He knew he had to protect the Source and not let bad grow stronger than it already had. He plotted, and deep within a long neglected pyramid he hid the Source. When the other gods came to him and demanded energy to achieve their evil deeds he told them of his defiant act. He steadfastly refused to reveal where the Source was hidden and the other gods banished him from his throne, leaving him to wander and die a mortal's death with his secret in his heart. With the Source hidden away good and bad held equal measure. After thousands upon thousands of years the Source became nothing more than a legend. Until now. In your hand is the Source. Now you have the responsibility to use the Source....Are you strong enough to face the challenge? This sauce comes with a disclaimer written on the box.