Oreo's....They're not my favorite cookie but they always seem to make their way to me somehow....But their new(ish) packaging sucks balls. I hate the top flap way of opening the bag and you can never safely remove any of the cookies on the left or right sides.

And then other cookies started pulling the same shit. I think I might have to start buying Pepperidge Farm cookies. At least they're straight up with their packaging.

Discuss how lame oreos are....

I like chips ahoy. Especially the chewy variety.

I like the flap. Keeps those li'l suckers fresh. and it's resealable!

i have no strong feelings one way or the other regarding the flaps.

and instead of talking about how lame oreos are, im gonna go the other way and talk about how theyre pretty much better than most other cookies

The only thing Oreos are good for are cheesecake crusts.

Oh, oreos are delicious, but it's like my brain tells my mouth how stupid the "freshness flaps" (if only women had freshness flaps, am i right, guys?) are and then I vomit up the stupid black stuff that isn't even chocolate that is in oreo's.

I really don't like oreos.

Missing the point....How do you get to the side cookies then? Either make the flap-hole bigger, or get them things out of my face.

trans fat.

The worst thing this country ever did was get rid of trans fats....That's where all the taste is! It's not my fault people can't control themselves and not eat themselves into oblivion.

Cheesedoodles and McDonalds french fries will never be the same without trans fat and this is something that saddens me each and every day.

Women do have "freshness flaps" aka labia.

some more so than others.

this is a very weird post

roast beef post

oreo flap is to cookies as labia is to bagina?

bwahaha. bwahahahahaha!..@ "freshness flaps"

ew.

"Keeps those li'l suckers fresh."

i need milk to tolerate them

Hey Lenny, have you tried Oreo Cakesters? They aren't too bad. Better than the regular ole Oreos.