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spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

orville redenbacher pop up bowl should have been invented years ago.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:12 am

serious question: why don't you fuck an ant?

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

ants fuck ants. doubt the ant would want me to fuck it.

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

wish you would have saved that question for my interview though the owl farmer.

mastaflatch · **Posted:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:18 am

this thread title was so full of promises...reading the ensuing posts made me lose hope for the human race a little more

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

where i work we have a saying about guys in the offices. they wear their ties a little too tight. dont bother me much. my thing about the popcorn bags is you don't have to reach into a slimy bag to get the popcorn out.

withoutrings · **Joined:** Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:24 am **Posts:** 6234

Do you typically go over or under on prescribed cook time?

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:47 pm

withoutrings wrote:

Do you typically go over or under on prescribed cook time?

going over is just stoopid

Alex · **Posted:** Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:50 pm

i like to nibble the unpopped bits

withoutrings · **Joined:** Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:24 am **Posts:** 6234

Owl_Farmer wrote:

withoutrings wrote:

Do you typically go over or under on prescribed cook time?

going over is just stoopid

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

going under is safer. dont much like burnt popcorn. tastes like ass.

Mecca · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:00 pm

go slightly over for maximum poppage %

Self Polluted · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 2:42 pm **Posts:** 8393

The popcorn button should suffice.

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:16 am

I hate making microwave popcorn here because our microwave sucks at it.

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:29 am

true story: i like slightly burnt microwave popcorn

cutuphalfdead · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:56 am

Owl_Farmer wrote:

true story: i like slightly burnt microwave popcorn

Kosmicjelli · **Posted:** Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:04 pm

if you cant pull out a pan and pop it on the stove there is something definately wrong.

spelunking · **Joined:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:35 am **Posts:** 362

mecca- never had any luck going slightly over. kosmicjelli- the mike at work is all there is to pop my corn in.

withoutrings · **Joined:** Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:24 am **Posts:** 6234

Owl_Farmer wrote:

withoutrings wrote:

Do you typically go over or under on prescribed cook time?

going over is just stoopid

Owl_Farmer wrote:

true story: i like slightly burnt microwave popcorn

What the heck?

Owl_Farmer · **Posted:** Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:01 pm

only one of those was facetious

microwave popcorn engineering

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