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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:03 pm 
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Tell us about your homemade trail mix.

In another thread, of course. Preferably a trail mix thread.

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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It's easy-peasy.......just give the egg a blow-job



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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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I'd give $30 to see a video of thodoks doing that to an egg.

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I'd give $30 to see a video of thodoks doing that to an egg.

this is probably the creepiest post i've ever read.


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Spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'd give $30 to see a video of thodoks doing that to an egg.

this is probably the creepiest post i've ever read.


Too real?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'd give $30 to see a video of thodoks doing that to an egg.

this is probably the creepiest post i've ever read.


Too real?

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this thread is basically the new Hot Guys Thread

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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Spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'd give $30 to see a video of thodoks doing that to an egg.

this is probably the creepiest post i've ever read.


Too real?

Image


I'm glad we'll always have this.

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.

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I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.


delivered eggs?

You'll drop them off and then go back home?

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knee tunes wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.


delivered eggs?

You'll drop them off and then go back home?


See page 2.

Thank you so much,
Lenny

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.


delivered eggs?

You'll drop them off and then go back home?


See page 2.

Thank you so much,
Lenny


I saw page 2.

You're so welcome.

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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knee tunes wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
knee tunes wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.


delivered eggs?

You'll drop them off and then go back home?


See page 2.

Thank you so much,
Lenny


I saw page 2.

You're so welcome.

I am saved,
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Me too.

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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Nobody can know for certain whether or not they are going to heaven.

The Greek word for knowledge (Gk. eideitei) in 1 John 5:13 does not necessarily equate to absolute certainty. We use the verb know the same way in English. For example, I may say I know I am going to get an A on my Greek exam tomorrow. Does that mean I have metaphysical certainty of this? Not at all. What I mean and what the verb know can be used to indicate is that I have confidence that I will get an A on my test tomorrow because I have studied the material thoroughly and I know it well.

The context of 1 John makes it abundantly clear that this is how "knowledge" is being used in 1 John 5:13. In the next two verses, John draws a parallel between the certainty we have concerning our salvation and the certainty we have when we petition God in prayer: "And this is the confidence which we have in him, that if we ask anything according to his will he hears us. And if we know that he hears us in whatever we ask, we know that we have obtained the requests made of him."

Does this mean we have absolute certainty we will receive what we ask for when we make requests of God in prayer? Obviously not! John says we can have "confidence," but not absolute certainty. We cannot always know with strict certainty that our request is truly "according to his will." Moreover, Psalm 66:18 informs us: "If I had cherished iniquity in my heart, the Lord would not have listened." And 1 John 3:22 says, ". . . we receive from him whatever we ask, because we keep his commandments and do what pleases him." Can we always be certain we have not "cherished iniquity" in our hearts, or that we have not done anything that may have displeased the Lord?

Our salvation is contingent upon many things according to the Bible. This indicates the certainty of our salvation is not absolute. Just a few examples include 1 John 1:8-9: "If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just, and will forgive our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness." The text says we will be forgiven if. Thus, the sobering truth is: Unconfessed sin will not be forgiven. And the Bible is very clear that no sin can enter into heaven (see Hb 1:13; Rv 21:8-9, 27).

I have heard it said that if is "the biggest little word" in the English dictionary. Well, Scripture has lots of ifs. John, for example, also says: "Let what you heard from the beginning abide in you. If what you heard from the beginning abides in you, then you will abide in the Son and in the Father. And this is what he has promised us, eternal life" (1 Jn 2:24-25).

This passage is plain. Our eternal life is contingent upon our choosing to abide in God. Can we choose the opposite? Absolutely! John goes on to explain: "No one who abides in him sins; no one who sins has either seen him or known him. Little children, let no one deceive you. He who does right is righteous, as he is righteous. He who commits sin is of the devil . . . No one born of God commits sin . . ." (1 Jn 3:6-9).

On the surface, this text seems odd. We have already heard John say that everyone who is born of God does sin. Indeed, "all" sin. Yet, here he says those who are born of God do not sin. Is John contradicting himself? No: John makes a distinction between mortal and venial sins in this same epistle. In 1 John 5:16-17, John gives us remarkably plain definitions of both mortal and venial sins. "If any one sees his brother committing what is not a mortal sin, he will ask, and God will give him life for those whose sin is not mortal. There is sin which is mortal . . . All wrongdoing is sin, but there is sin which is not mortal."

In this context, we can reasonably conclude the one who is born of God does not commit mortal sin. If he were to do so, he would be "cut off" from the body of Christ and would need to be restored via confession to a state of grace (Cf. Gal 5:4, Eph 3:3-6, Jn 20:21-23). Three more texts about the contingency of salvation bolster the argument:
1 Corinthians 15:1-2: Now I would remind you, brethren, in what terms I preached to you the gospel, which you received, in which you stand, by which you are saved, if you hold it fast—unless you believed in vain. (See also Matthew 24:44-51; Luke 12:41-46; Romans 11:22; Hebrews 3:6;14; Revelation 2:10; 25-26; 3:1-5; 22:18-19, for many more "ifs" and contingency clauses.)
Colossians 1:21-23: And you, who once were estranged and hostile in mind, doing evil deeds, he has now reconciled in his body of flesh by his death, in order to present you holy and blameless and irreproachable before him, provided that you continue in the faith, stable and steadfast, not shifting from the hope of the gospel which you heard . . .
2 Peter 2:20-22: For if, after they have escaped the defilements of the world through the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, they are again entangled in them and overpowered, the last state has become worse for them than the first . . . It has happened to them according to the true proverb, the dog turns back to his own vomit, and the sow is washed only to wallow in the mire.

But what about Romans 10:9-10? Doesn’t the Bible say if you believe in your heart and confess Jesus with your mouth you shall be saved? Yes it does, but that doesn’t mean we need only confess faith in Christ one time. The Bible uses the same Greek word for confess, homologeitai, in multiple places and emphasizes we must continue to confess Christ if we are going to be finally saved. For example, in Matthew 10:22, 32 Jesus says, "You will be hated by all because of my name, but it is the one who has endured to the end who will be saved.. . . Therefore everyone who confesses me before men, I will also confess him before my father who is in heaven. . . ." (NAB). The context here is one of holding fast to our confession until death (see also 2 Tm 2:12 and Heb 4:14; 10:23-26).

Finally, confessing Christ is done not only in word, but also in deed: "If any one does not provide for his relatives, and especially for his own family, he has disowned the faith and is worse than an unbeliever" (1 Tm 5:8).

Notice, the man who neglects his family for selfish pursuits denies Christ in his actions. And as we have seen, the Bible records in many places extensive lists of sins whereby we can deny Christ, such as 1 Corinthians 6:9-10: "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor sexual perverts, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God." Scripture never says the saved can do these things and still go to heaven.

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I'm going to make delivered eggs for our Thanksgiving feast. Wish me luck.


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Name every food you don't think is gross.

I wonder how this turned out?

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 Post subject: Re: I need a device to aid me in peeling hard-boiled eggs
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this seems to have been a matter of experience, not any utensil deficiencies

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