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Author:  withoutrings [ Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:01 pm ]
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it charted on the wet-bulb index, if that's any consolation

Author:  withoutrings [ Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:02 pm ]
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and if you find that it is not, know that today, on no less than three occasions, i was compelled to sidle up to a chicagazon, with a windbreaker that i don't yet own

Author:  thodoks [ Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:27 am ]
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withoutrings wrote:
it charted on the wet-bulb index, if that's any consolation

you've really got the witbalm market cornered, participle dangler

Author:  withoutrings [ Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:45 am ]
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i never knew you supped on low-hanging fruit, pretender

Author:  ScottZeagle [ Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:53 am ]
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
I bought the FLACs but my download link also just brings me back to the front page.

Author:  knee tunes [ Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:03 am ]
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Alex wrote:
Alex wrote:
a man enters a hotel. a second man attends the desk. a small dog sits on the floor next to the first man's feet. the first man makes a general inquiry to the second man regarding the temperment of the dog. the second man indicates that his dog is most placid. the first man extends his hand to pet the dog's head. the dog initiates an untoward act. the first man chides the second man for supplying him with false information about the dog's behavior. the second man dispels all confusion by stating that his comment not relate to the most proximate dog.

nobody laughed at my joke


I laughed that you went Chinese in the last sentence

But then I went back to staring

But now I'm thinking that it's probably not right for a lower caser to space space after a period.

Author:  Doug RR [ Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:09 am ]
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knee tunes wrote:
Alex wrote:
Alex wrote:
a man enters a hotel. a second man attends the desk. a small dog sits on the floor next to the first man's feet. the first man makes a general inquiry to the second man regarding the temperment of the dog. the second man indicates that his dog is most placid. the first man extends his hand to pet the dog's head. the dog initiates an untoward act. the first man chides the second man for supplying him with false information about the dog's behavior. the second man dispels all confusion by stating that his comment not relate to the most proximate dog.

nobody laughed at my joke


I laughed that you went Chinese in the last sentence

But then I went back to staring

But now I'm thinking that it's probably not right for a lower caser to space space after a period.


peter sellers lower caser

Author:  withoutrings [ Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:24 pm ]
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i like to imagine all of us at the same stoplight in different cities at the same time. when the lights changed, we all crossed the streets.

Author:  knee tunes [ Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:28 pm ]
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withoutrings wrote:
i like to imagine all of us at the same stoplight in different cities at the same time. when the lights changed, we all crossed the streets.


that's the most amazing thing that I ever imagined reading while driving and not wrecking at an intersection I'm only imagining

Author:  Alex [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:12 pm ]
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i half-expect an unreleased Bon Iver track with the name "anhedonia, AL" to surface any day now

Author:  Spike [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:02 am ]
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Alex wrote:
i half-expect an unreleased Bon Iver track with the name "anhedonia, AL" to surface any day now

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Author:  thodoks [ Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:37 pm ]
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We've reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, so I'll just go ahead and turn off the "fasten seatbelt" sign, though we do ask that you keep your seat belt fastened while seated. In a few minutes we'll be passing over Arizona, so if you look out your window you'll have a beautiful view of the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. We do have a bit of a tailwind here so we're hoping to make up some time in the air, get you in a little early. Time to Dallas is approximately 60 minutes and we don't anticipate any turbulence. On behalf of the entire crew I'd like to invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight.

Author:  durdencommatyler [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:38 am ]
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Author:  cutuphalfdead [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:51 am ]
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Author:  durdencommatyler [ Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:11 am ]
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... ohthankgod...

You're a good man, chudster.

Author:  Spike [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:08 pm ]
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Author:  Alex [ Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:10 pm ]
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my empty nest is lined with tweed squares

Author:  withoutrings [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:46 pm ]
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puttering in defiance of bmacsmith was your first vital mistake

Author:  Alex [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:58 pm ]
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there is no act committed in defiance of, recogniition of, or adjacence to bmacsmith that is not done in the name of vitality

Author:  withoutrings [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:17 am ]
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i imagine this is what bruce felt like when he slipped back into gotham

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