Greetings, Tech Support. First and foremost I would like to say that I am no technology buff. There are a lot of things that I can learn about technology, and I plan on doing just that via wikipedia and other internet sources. I come here, not as an enemy, but as a friend. These frank times need frank talk, and I am the man to tell you that there is a grave humor deficit in this forum. All of this talk about codes, hardware, drives and flac are, to put it bluntly, just not funny. Red Mosquito has made great strides toward the completely inane, but sadly that is not due to any effort whatsoever on your part.

I have come here as a diplomat from General Discussion to help guide you all to a more humorous approach to your posting.

For instance, this thread: "service pack 3 for Xp"


The reply to this post could have been something along the lines of " " or a " ". Instead, we get a lot of technical jargon that nobody really understands or finds funny in the least.

I will be residing here to resolve your "humor crisis", and I am not going to leave until this forum is at least as funny as Other Bands. With your help, we can do this together. Thank you for your time.

Are you fucking serious?

-k thnx mgmt.

We are here.

We are going to take this forum by storm.

We're here
We're que--still here.
Get used to it.