human recourses

bro/kin ires

Centurion Curley would likely dance the jig or do the hucklebuck in exchange for the paltriest pittance

temper that mast, gusher

the key to keeping the backburner roiling will be my headlong commitment to this PurdueATC2 investigation

oh you people are just putting words together in some kind of combination that amuses you

egos are suppurating, ditherer

eggs WTFed for supper
catheter

this thread is becoming so saturated with saccharine sentiment i'm tempted to skim a little off the top for myself

i just turned contrition's soundtrack all the way up to eleven

will broken iris see his shadow, thus extending the season of self-parody on RM?

some of this is extrapolation: when i was on a bathroom break, dad set his speakers' volume at max, then placed them in the direction of the desk of yrs trly. i heard the hum of speakers but ignored it because it's what i'm paid to do. as i'm resuming work what i can only begin to imagine as the very own sound of god's voice made itself intimate with my person. for the past eight minutes he's been replaying a video of a jet taking off, and it's his birthday, and the rest of the office is too bewildered to bring in his cake because of all this noise.

i can never get a handle on the size of your shrift, curlz

quantified in dolors and cents and it's big enough to make even the most brazen clerk rethink the cost-benefit analysis of disclosure

yours is veritably a manse macabre

is this finally an appropriate time to wonder aloud when george will make "which rmer would make an interesting suicide?" a stock question in the voice interview series?

dwayne johnson's affinity for histrionics should have clued me into his evaluation of michael caine's performance