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Quint · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:15 pm

I guess she's not into DP.

Link: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html?menu=

A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.

Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.

The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.

But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.

However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.

Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."

But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.

From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."

His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.

His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.

Green Habit · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:19 pm

We definitely missed you, Quint. :lol:

punkdavid · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:22 pm

I saw a video a long time ago that had clips from a whole bunch of freaky pornos and there was a guy with two penises, one above the other. He DP'ed this girl and in the end, um, they both "worked". If it was a fake, they guy should have won the Oscar for best special effects.

CopperTom · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:48 pm

Damnit!!! How is an ordinary man, like myself, with only one penis sopposed to pick-up chicks in this day and age?

¡B! · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:49 pm

CopperTom wrote:

Damnit!!! How is an ordinary man, like myself, with only one penis sopposed to pick-up chicks in this day and age?

prosthetics

Chrissyb · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:31 pm

hahaha... I would have kept him!!!

glorified_version · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:53 pm

Only in Germany

gogol · **Posted:** Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:27 pm

glorified_version wrote:

Only in Germany

why is it that whenever I think of Germany the only thing that comes to mind is lots of PVC and fetish wear?

fakeplasticdreams · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:43 am

double the pleasure, double the fun...not....i guess :lol:

there goes the bratwurst....

glorified_version · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:23 am

gogol wrote:

glorified_version wrote:

Only in Germany

why is it that whenever I think of Germany the only thing that comes to mind is lots of PVC and fetish wear?

Germany is fucked. Seriously, you have people who want to be cannibals, people into defecation as a fetish....it goes on and on and on

Spike · **Joined:** Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:54 pm **Posts:** 40914

Chrissyb wrote:

hahaha... I would have kept him!!!

Garden of Stone · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:48 am

gogol wrote:

glorified_version wrote:

Only in Germany

why is it that whenever I think of Germany the only thing that comes to mind is lots of PVC and fetish wear?

Due to the videos you watch probably.

Quint · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:55 pm

Garden of Stone wrote:

gogol wrote:

glorified_version wrote:

Only in Germany

why is it that whenever I think of Germany the only thing that comes to mind is lots of PVC and fetish wear?

Due to the videos you watch probably.

That's right. I bet we have the same proportion of freaks in America.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

one 3 incher and one two incher does not a happy wife make

Quint · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:01 pm

Peeps wrote:

one 3 incher and one two incher does not a happy wife make

That's all the doctors gave him? How do you know this?

If I were getting cock surgery, I would request a cock just slightly larger than my wife's vaginal dimensions.

Peeps · **Joined:** Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:15 am **Posts:** 33031

i have no idea quint, i was making a funny, god damn you for ruining it

a guy says to his wife, im leaving you, i need to find some new pussy. the wife replies, two more inches of dick and youd find new pussy

Quint · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:08 pm

Peeps wrote:

i have no idea quint, i was making a funny, god damn you for ruining it

It wasn't funny anyway.

Peeps wrote:

a guy says to his wife, im leaving you, i need to find some new pussy. the wife replies, two more inches of dick and youd find new pussy

That made up for the lame one.

Minnesota_Mama · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:48 pm

Quint wrote:

If I were getting cock surgery, I would request a cock just slightly larger than my wife's vaginal dimensions.

oh well that's hardly the nice thing to do. I mean, there's a fine line between pleasure and pain!

Quint · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:29 pm

Minnesota_Mama wrote:

Quint wrote:

If I were getting cock surgery, I would request a cock just slightly larger than my wife's vaginal dimensions.

oh well that's hardly the nice thing to do. I mean, there's a fine line between pleasure and pain!

I WAS thinking of her pleasure! Not pain! NO PAIN!!!

C'mon... vaginas are accommodating.

godeatgod · **Posted:** Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:00 pm

glorified_version wrote:

gogol wrote:

glorified_version wrote:

Only in Germany

why is it that whenever I think of Germany the only thing that comes to mind is lots of PVC and fetish wear?

Germany is fucked. Seriously, you have people who want to be cannibals, people into defecation as a fetish....it goes on and on and on

My cousin who lived in Germany was eaten by a 7 foot tall cannibal transsexual.

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