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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:43 pm 
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June 24, 2005 -- Detectives are searching for a bank robber who they suspect hurt his privates.

The Midtown heist suspect was spotted stuffing a "dye pack" — money affixed with an explosive charge that spews red dye — inside the front of his pants moments before the device exploded, scattering bills all over Sixth Avenue.

At 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, the bandit walked into a Commerce Bank branch on Sixth Avenue at 44th Street, approached a teller and shouted, "Give me the money or I'll shoot you!"

The teller handed over about $1,100 wrapped around the dye pack.

Cops have made a series of discreet inquiries to several hospitals, hoping to learn if any emergency room patient had sought treatment for an unusual groin injury.

The suspect — who now may be far more than red-faced with embarrassment — was described as a thin white man in his mid 30s, about 5-foot-5 and 150 pounds. He has a mustache and beard and was last seen wearing a gray T-shirt, a Yankees cap and large sunglasses
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It just goes to show how stupid Yankee fans really are. :D


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pjam81373 wrote:
It just goes to show how stupid Yankee fans really are. :D

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pjam81373 wrote:
It just goes to show how stupid Yankee fans really are. :D

He was a Met fan DISGUISED as a Yankee fan.

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punkdavid wrote:
pjam81373 wrote:
It just goes to show how stupid Yankee fans really are. :D

He was a Met fan DISGUISED as a Yankee fan.


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