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Woman 'miraculously' grows a penis

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1 ... 315C857453

Hlaing Thar Yar, Myanmar Africa - Chicken-seller Thin Sandarin had always dreamt of being a man.

When she inexplicably grew a penis last month, the 21-year-old treated it as an awe-inspiring omen - as have the thousands of stunned villagers who have travelled to a pagoda to see him.

"On the morning of the full moon day of June 21, I noticed my thing (sex organ) was not the same as before," Thin Sandar, who now goes by the male name Than Sein, said on Wednesday.

"And my breasts disappeared," Than Sein added. "So I called out and showed it all to my mom and dad. It was very strange."

Experts have examined him, and he awaits test results from a women's hospital. - Sapa-AFP.


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Bullshit.

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punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


hey,its one of the top headlines on Drudge!


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This thread is useless without pictures.


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punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


hey,its one of the top headlines on Drudge!

Myanmar is NOT in Africa.

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post pics

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There are no pics. Because this is bullshit.

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punkdavid wrote:
There are no pics. Because this is bullshit.

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it's probably a silly putty/lunch meat prank like joey did when he auditioned for the WWII character.

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Already in Love wrote:
it's probably a silly putty/lunch meat prank like joey did when he auditioned for the WWII character.


Hey missy, keep the Friends references to GD. N&D is Simpsons territory.

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It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
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punkdavid wrote:
Myanmar is NOT in Africa.

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Experts have examined him, and he awaits test results from a women's hospital. - Sapa-AFP.


I think I heard this episode of the Howard Stern show, but Robin Quivers is hardly an "expert."

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Athletic Supporter wrote:
This thread is useless without pictures.


lol. this coming from someone who's username is Athletic Supporter.

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genxgirl wrote:
It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


I like the reasoning though

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gogol wrote:
genxgirl wrote:
It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


I like the reasoning though
Yes, indeed. Clitoral swelling is an obvious first guess but ingrown hair and super glued dildo would have been acceptable answers as well.


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Cartman wrote:
gogol wrote:
genxgirl wrote:
It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


I like the reasoning though
Yes, indeed. Clitoral swelling is an obvious first guess but ingrown hair and super glued dildo would have been acceptable answers as well.


super glued dildo...hahahaa!

True story: my sister had a female friend who used to dress as a man and have sex with girls with a strap on. They never knew...at least according to her...she would bind her breasts, keep her shirt on, and make sure the lights were out.

She was really fucking creepy.

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Cartman wrote:
gogol wrote:
genxgirl wrote:
It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


I like the reasoning though
Yes, indeed. Clitoral swelling is an obvious first guess but ingrown hair and super glued dildo would have been acceptable answers as well.


Clitorial swelling doesn't explain this: "And my breasts disappeared," Than Sein added.

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B wrote:
Cartman wrote:
gogol wrote:
genxgirl wrote:
It could be that her (his?) clit got infected and swollen and that it now resembles a small penis...but that would have to be an awful lot of (painful) swelling for anyone to mistake a clit for a penis.

So yeah, to echo punkdavid's succinct and eloquent appraisal of this story:

punkdavid wrote:
Bullshit.


I like the reasoning though
Yes, indeed. Clitoral swelling is an obvious first guess but ingrown hair and super glued dildo would have been acceptable answers as well.


Clitorial swelling doesn't explain this: "And my breasts disappeared," Than Sein added.


Sure it does.


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