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Farmer 'breaks' penis

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_15 ... es.unlucky

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purpose.

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Farmer 'breaks' penis

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_15 ... es.unlucky

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purpose.

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I wish Donald Trump had a lot of things to carry (besides his wallet), and maybe that could happen to him.....


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I feel really sorry for Farmer Popa. I hope he lived an active sex life, and fulfilled all his sexual fantasies, becuase now his penis is dead.

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I feel really sorry for Farmer Popa. I hope he lived an active sex life, and fulfilled all his sexual fantasies, becuase now his penis is dead.


It could be worse, he did have 52 years with it. But still, if he was able to land a 25 year old wife, it sounds like he was still interested in some action. It hurt me just to read that.

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