ohhhh canada....my home and native land...truuue patriot love...umm.....gotta get the rest of those words down.
Can i ask some questions??? what the fuck is wrong with half the population? why do u let ur religion rule your lives? why do u want to impose your religion on the rest of us? I do not want to live in a religion based country....its a bad idea.
Ok.....us blue states will merge with Canada and form the United States of Canada....and u reds can be Jesusland. okay? or how bout Blind-topia? Or Gaystayawayistan? whattya think?

There's quite a few threads dedicated to everything you covered here. This forum's a mess right now so I'm tidying it up starting here.