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 Post subject: Who would Jesus vote for?
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This question is at the root of why Kerry lost.


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Jesus spent time in jail, so he wouldn't have been able to vote.

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Kerry!!! He doesn't like lying, cheating, war hungry men.


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Jesus can't vote, since he is not an American citizen.


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Jesus spent time in jail, so he wouldn't have been able to vote.


LOL, so very true.

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Unlike the left, the republican base does not vote on a spectrum of issues. They cherry pick. The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


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The CBS Orchestra wrote:
Unlike the left, the republican base does not vote on a spectrum of issues. They cherry pick. The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


as opposed to the D's platform "at least he's not Bush"

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The CBS Orchestra wrote:
The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


And yet abortion is still legal, and stem cell research is being funded by the CA government. So those issues might appeal to Bush supporters, but they lose on most of those issues.


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Purple Hawk wrote:
The CBS Orchestra wrote:
Unlike the left, the republican base does not vote on a spectrum of issues. They cherry pick. The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


as opposed to the D's platform "at least he's not Bush"


Actually, the democrats got hammered for being nuanced. Frankly, Bush won because most of the people in this country have their NASCAR heads shoved up their Budweiser asses. They are simpleminded Jesus freaks.


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Buggy wrote:
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The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


And yet abortion is still legal, and stem cell research is being funded by the CA government. So those issues might appeal to Bush supporters, but they lose on most of those issues.


CA is just one State. And they will overturn Roe vs. Wade now that Bush has four more years. They are definitely not losing on these issues.


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The CBS Orchestra wrote:
Purple Hawk wrote:
The CBS Orchestra wrote:
Unlike the left, the republican base does not vote on a spectrum of issues. They cherry pick. The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


as opposed to the D's platform "at least he's not Bush"


Actually, the democrats got hammered for being nuanced. Frankly, Bush won because most of the people in this country have their NASCAR heads shoved up their Budweiser asses. They are simpleminded Jesus freaks.


You keep thinking like that & the Dems will keep losing. Find the REAL problem, maybe the Dems will win one.

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CA is just one State. And they will overturn Roe vs. Wade now that Bush has four more years. They are definitely not losing on these issues.


I'm willing to bet money that RvW will stay just as it is. And stem cell research can happen all over the country, just FYI. The only issue is weather it should be funded by the govt. Private business' are free to do stem cell research all they want anywhere in the US.


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[/quote]

You keep thinking like that & the Dems will keep losing. Find the REAL problem, maybe the Dems will win one.[/quote]

Hey PJDoll!

Let him keep thinking that, that will keep the far left wing freaks out of power.


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I think we need some bumper stickers and bracelets and a Jesus Network TV special-

WWJVF?

Now I used to be forced to attend some Catholic mass, and I believe they don't like war or the death penalty. So it's possible Mr. Jesus would vote for Kerry over Bush.

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loralei wrote:
I think we need some bumper stickers and bracelets and a Jesus Network TV special-

WWJVF?

Now I used to be forced to attend some Catholic mass, and I believe they don't like war or the death penalty. So it's possible Mr. Jesus would vote for Kerry over Bush.


Jesus also hates douche bags, so probably not. I think he would silently protest with his bong in his parents basement.


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If Jesus is a Republican then send me straight to Hell.

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The CBS Orchestra wrote:
Purple Hawk wrote:
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Unlike the left, the republican base does not vote on a spectrum of issues. They cherry pick. The abortion issue, stem cell research, and gay marriage won this election for Bush. Case closed.


as opposed to the D's platform "at least he's not Bush"


Actually, the democrats got hammered for being nuanced. Frankly, Bush won because most of the people in this country have their NASCAR heads shoved up their Budweiser asses. They are simpleminded Jesus freaks.


But I like Budweiser :(

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It's sad to me to witness such hatred and division. I think it would be sad to Jesus too.

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C4Lukin wrote:
loralei wrote:
I think we need some bumper stickers and bracelets and a Jesus Network TV special-

WWJVF?

Now I used to be forced to attend some Catholic mass, and I believe they don't like war or the death penalty. So it's possible Mr. Jesus would vote for Kerry over Bush.


Jesus also hates douche bags, so probably not. I think he would silently protest with his bong in his parents basement.


You're so wrong. He said, "Blessed are the douchbags, and the turd sandwiches, for they shall need our prayers."

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