Post subject: Buy an MP3 Player...for your toddler!!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:47 am
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Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:36 am Posts: 2303 Location: Ontario, Canada Gender: Female
Disney Hocks Digital Music Player to Toddlers
Hey kids, still listening to Raffi on a regular, old CD player? Well get with the times, homos. You've never heard "Baby Beluga" until you've blasted it through an official Disney MP3 player. One with Timon and Pumbaa on it. Or Tinkerbell ("Sassy Pixie" scrawled under the play button). Set to hit stores by the end of the month, the Mix Stick will offer suburban kids the ability to put 60 of their favorite S Club 7 songs on a bright plastic stick the size of a pack of gum. And of course, the Mix Stick comes with your choice of classic Disney characters emblazoned hither and thither. Disney joins a growing number of companies rushing to capitalize on the popularity of the digital music format. Apple's iPod, the recognized leader in MP3 players, recently surpassed vaginal sex as the most popular thing ever.
So get out there and scour the neighborhood for discarded glass bottles and take 'em on over to the soda fountain for the deposit, kids. Just collect 1,200 and that Mix Stick is yours. Plus 400 for a couple of CDs. Or 20 for a song on iTunes. Oh yeah, and 16,000 for a basic home computer. So, get started.
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