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 Post subject: 'Blue states' are being held hostage - RAISE THE REBEL FLAG!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:01 pm 
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It is now clear that people living in the northeastern and west coast regions (blue states) of the U.S.A. are being held hostage by the people living in the southern, midwestern and Rocky Mountain regions (red states), which from now on shall be referred to as the Fascist Union of Conservative Killjoy Evangelical Reactionary Sheep, or F.U.C.K.E.R.S.

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I conclude that it is the patriotic duty of these ensnared blue states to secede from the Fascist Union of red states and form a congress to decide if they should create their own national union, split into regional unions, or unite with Canada.

LAUNCH THE REBELLION NOW! RAISE THE REBEL FLAG!

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I'd love to see another civil war. That would rock.


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This is the number one reason why I'm happy of the outcome. The FAR FAR Left is not happy unless they are miserable...and holy christ, are they funny (unintentionally) when they are angry!

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dude, you made me smile for the first time today...

I was thinking massachusetts should cecede, but hell, we'll take NE, NY, PA and the West Coast with us!

I am so glad I live in Massachusetts.

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Don't forget us out in the progressive midwest!!!

We've got to come up with a better flag though.

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dude, you made me smile for the first time today...

I was thinking massachusetts should cecede, but hell, we'll take NE, NY, PA and the West Coast with us!

I am so glad I live in Massachusetts.



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 Post subject: Re: 'Blue states' are being held hostage - RAISE THE REBEL F
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Kenny wrote:


It is now clear that people living in the northeastern and west coast regions (blue states) of the U.S.A. are being held hostage by the people living in the southern, midwestern and Rocky Mountain regions (red states), which from now on shall be referred to as the Fascist Union of Conservative Killjoy Evangelical Reactionary Sheep, or F.U.C.K.E.R.S.

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I conclude that it is the patriotic duty of these ensnared blue states to secede from the Fascist Union of red states and form a congress to decide if they should create their own national union, split into regional unions, or unite with Canada.

LAUNCH THE REBELLION NOW! RAISE THE REBEL FLAG!

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Bring it on!

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Can I come? I live in Oklahoma!! I'm surrounded by Red!!

Please help me.

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Holy crap, that's hilarious. FUCKERS, heh heh heh...

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Get the colours right! Red is Labour (equiv.of democrat) and blue is tory (equiv.of republican)

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Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


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petemd wrote:
Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


Yes but that doesn't work for homosexuals. :wink:

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This is a fantastic idea! I've been so proud to be from Illinois and now living in New York. And actually, I have a theory that IL is more "democratic" than NY- IL has dems for mayor, governor, both senators, etc. Last I saw, they voted a higher percentage for Kerry too. So, don't forget Illinois (even though NY is much more pretty).

I've been crying on the subway and at work all morning, but now it's time to get down to business. Perhaps tonight I'll get working on sowing a flag.

I don't want to have anything to do with those FUCKERS any longer.

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BLUE STATES UNITE!
Can Kerry just be OUR PRESIDENT? Pleeeeeease??
Let Bush feck up the rest of the country, we won't care!!

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punkdavid wrote:
petemd wrote:
Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


Yes but that doesn't work for homosexuals. :wink:

--PunkDavid


Don't forget the baby killers too! :wink:

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punkdavid wrote:
petemd wrote:
Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


Yes but that doesn't work for homosexuals. :wink:

--PunkDavid


EDIT, New York Streets beat me to it.

But don't forget those who use those tools of satan, known as so-called "contraception".


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New York Streets wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
petemd wrote:
Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


Yes but that doesn't work for homosexuals. :wink:

--PunkDavid


Don't forget the baby killers too! :wink:


Yeah, we'll have to fuck even more to counteract the baby-killers!!

America, FUCK YEAH!!

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BLUE STATES UNITE!
Can Kerry just be OUR PRESIDENT? Pleeeeeease??
Let Bush feck up the rest of the country, we won't care!!


No. No Kerry.

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punkdavid wrote:
New York Streets wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
petemd wrote:
Rednecks breed a lot more.

Time for the blues to hump like bunnies to catch up.


Yes but that doesn't work for homosexuals. :wink:

--PunkDavid


Don't forget the baby killers too! :wink:


Yeah, we'll have to fuck even more to counteract the baby-killers!!

America, FUCK YEAH!!

--PunkDavid


We also have to counteract their intrafamily relations.

Deliverance states be damned.


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