I think it makes more sense to put this here than in General, but feel free to move it. Or I could debate it with myself to justify its staying here.


A Simple Schoolboy's Plan for Racial Harmony in the U.S.

This author feels that racial equality can be achieved if:

-Native Americans rapidly expand the borders of their reservations, purchase whites' lands from entities other than the owners using beads, if not outright stealing it. Being superiorly armed and spreading smallpox, the whites will succumb to the onslaught with little effective resistance.

-Survivors are rounded up and enslaved by blacks for several hundred years. Rape of white women will be expected. Rape of white men will be optional. Entailed in slavery is forced conversion to Animism and/or Islam. Many floggings, murders, and illegimate children with no place to call home will result.

-Prior to all other steps, the collective intelligence angences of selected South American, Middle Eastern, Asian, and African countries overthrow the United State's democratically elected government and replace it with an Authoritarian regime. All subsequent peasant uprisings will be brutally crushed by the foreign-trained cronies of the despot. Dissidents will be tortured and executed by an elaborate state security apparatus. A legitimate government may be possible in 50 years or so.

-Mexico invades the U.S. on false pretenses after fifth columnists overrun Texas. The southwest will never be returned. White Americans will illegally emigrate to Mexico by the millions only to be greeted by an uncaring government and degrading jobs that barely provide sustenance.

I think my head just exploded from all the different reactions I got from that post.

All that in five years? Pffft.

--PunkDavid

Shouldn't the Japanese makes us build railroads and put us in internment camps while they nuke our cities?

That's part of my plan for world racial equality which would also entail the Koreans testing biological agents on the Japanese while raping entire cities. And lots of other stuff. But as Punkdavid pointed out, it'll be hard enough to get the domestic agenda under control in 5 years, so the rest of the world will have to wait for their cummupins. And the Japanese Americans can't intern whitey if he's working in the fields, silly. How else are we gonna get our cotton picked and whatnot?

Yes, revenge is always the best way to settle problems

This thread was better left unwritten.

Lighten up.

*ignites*

Yo baby, pass that shit over this way.

--PunkDoobage

*passes*

Do you like my new Ricky Williams theme bong?

Erp. Yeah, it's pretty fresh. *exhales*

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--PunkDavid (2000th post!!!)

Far out!