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A shop mannequin Teen's Mannequin Love-In
Updated: 15:21, Monday November 21, 2005
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
Joined: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:19 pm Posts: 39068 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Gender: Male
Maybe he should register as an idiot and go buy an inflatable doll.
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what a great movie....
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stip wrote:
In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
I grew up in Sioux Falls. There are some odd rules going on there...if you're between 16 and 25 years old, you can get away with any sexual deviancy or drug and alcohol endulgance that you wish, as long as people can pretend its just a rumor they heard. But if they have to admit it's real, people freak the fuck out and sometimes people get hurt.
They just got over some heavy racism issues in the high schools.
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bart d. wrote:
Cal Varnsen wrote:
what a great movie....
As the parent of a mannequin, I found it offensive. As if all a mannequin wants is to be a "real" person and to be romanced by some normal. Pfft.
"normal"???? its not just anyone, its ANDREW MCCARTHY!
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In five years, when you get laid and grow up, you should go back and read some of these posts and if you've turned into a decent person you'll realize how much of an asshole you sound like right now
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Cal, you're a genious, man.
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B wrote:
Cal, you're a genious, man.
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