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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:19 am 
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If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
When the levee breaks I’ll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Lord, mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don’t it make you feel bad
When you’re tryin’ to find your way home,
You don’t know which way to go?
If you’re goin’ down south
They go no work to do,
If you don’t know about chicago.
Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
Now, cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin’ ’bout me baby and my happy home.
Going, go’n’ to chicago,
Go’n’ to chicago,
Sorry but I can’t take you.
Going down, going down now, going down.


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yeah that was good.

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it was more true than funny i suppose

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would have been funnier if he stopped after 1 minute.


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Japhy Ryder wrote:
would have been funnier if he stopped after 1 minute.


agreed, but it was still good.

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Hinny wrote:
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
When the levee breaks I’ll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Lord, mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don’t it make you feel bad
When you’re tryin’ to find your way home,
You don’t know which way to go?
If you’re goin’ down south
They go no work to do,
If you don’t know about chicago.
Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
Now, cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin’ ’bout me baby and my happy home.
Going, go’n’ to chicago,
Go’n’ to chicago,
Sorry but I can’t take you.
Going down, going down now, going down.


Jesus, you'd think people would learn a thing or two from Creedence.


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It wasn't all that funny, but I agreed with just about all of it.


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I'm really impressed by how the news copters totally don't pick people up off their roofs and/or drop water to people. Hell, you wouldn't even have to stop filming, and you could be the "The News Channel That Saves Lives."

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Hinny wrote:
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break,
When the levee breaks I’ll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Lord, mean old levee taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don’t it make you feel bad
When you’re tryin’ to find your way home,
You don’t know which way to go?
If you’re goin’ down south
They go no work to do,
If you don’t know about chicago.
Cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
Now, cryin’ won’t help you, prayin’ won’t do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin’ ’bout me baby and my happy home.
Going, go’n’ to chicago,
Go’n’ to chicago,
Sorry but I can’t take you.
Going down, going down now, going down.


this songs has been playing in my head all week :oops:


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B wrote:
I'm really impressed by how the news copters totally don't pick people up off their roofs and/or drop water to people. Hell, you wouldn't even have to stop filming, and you could be the "The News Channel That Saves Lives."


im sure they dont want the liability if the make a mistake.


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edzeppe wrote:
B wrote:
I'm really impressed by how the news copters totally don't pick people up off their roofs and/or drop water to people. Hell, you wouldn't even have to stop filming, and you could be the "The News Channel That Saves Lives."


im sure they dont want the liability if the make a mistake.


True heroes.

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*Memphis Minnie :wink:

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god dammit beat me to it

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Here comes the water.

All I knew and all I believed
are crumbling images
that no longer comfort me.
I scramble to reach higher ground,
some order and sanity,
or something to comfort me.

So I take what is mine,and hold what is mine,
suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
and claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
and climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.

Thought I was high, and free.
I thought I was there
divine destiny.

I was wrong.
This changes everything.

The water is rising up on me.
Thought the sun would come deliver me,
but the truth has come to punish me instead.

The ground is breaking down right under me.
Cleanse and purge me
in the water.


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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy".


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Can anyone find the list of disasters on the Bush Administration's checklist that was aired on the Daily Show last night? I just caught the rerun and I nearly fell out of my chair. Some of the one's I remember:

Osama & Jenna: Internet Sex Tape
Rodents of Unusual Size
Queers Revolt
Yam Shortage (I think)

Damn, that was hilarious stuff. I'd love to see a screen capture.

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