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man douses himself in petrol and waits until his wife and child turns up before he lights himself, this all happened in our local petrol station last week, what a wanker!!!
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man douses himself in petrol and waits until his wife and child turns up before he lights himself, this all happened in our local petrol station last week, what a wanker!!!
the comedy of your story and your username is rich
Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 2:49 pm Posts: 5 Location: somewhere in my heart
Peeps wrote:
oil alternative wrote:
man douses himself in petrol and waits until his wife and child turns up before he lights himself, this all happened in our local petrol station last week, what a wanker!!!
the comedy of your story and your username is rich
but i dont think the mixture was rich it wouldnt have lit otherwise, but still it did happen.
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oil alternative wrote:
man douses himself in petrol and waits until his wife and child turns up before he lights himself, this all happened in our local petrol station last week, what a wanker!!!
asshole, at least he only lit himself.
but last year a man walked into our local Garda Station doused himself in 'petrol' and treatened to set himself on fire, the garda were shitting themselves until they realised he doused himself in diesel, what a fucking idiot. by the way garda is an Irish police man,
how are you oily my man?? i miss ya
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Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 2:49 pm Posts: 5 Location: somewhere in my heart
IrishAngel wrote:
oil alternative wrote:
man douses himself in petrol and waits until his wife and child turns up before he lights himself, this all happened in our local petrol station last week, what a wanker!!!
asshole, at least he only lit himself.
but last year a man walked into our local Garda Station doused himself in 'petrol' and treatened to set himself on fire, the garda were shitting themselves until they realised he doused himself in diesel, what a fucking idiot. by the way garda is an Irish police man, how are you oily my man?? i miss ya
i miss you more, lets sneak off to the toilets whille no one is lookin
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