so, last thursday or friday i get home from work and i walk to the mailbox to get the mail, and as a lot of times at the end of the week i see a couple of young (late teens early 20's) jehova wittnesses hanging out to sell their religion. Usually i ignore them, but that day i felt like fuck it let's try to have a civil conversation with these poor souls. Now i should mention i am 6'3, somewhere around 240-260 lbs have long(ish) hair, grey blue eyes and have tattood on my wrist "I Am Mine". I was wearing a blue T-Shirt and jeans. Am i offending anyone yet?...didn't think so. So.....i go "Hey guys whats up, may i ask you something?" Guy1 goes: "We're Not Allowed To Talk To You Sir, Sorry". I fucking froze. Never ever did i think i would hear someone utter these words in my direction. Then they bike off, leaving me there all frozen in the 95-100 degree Miami heat. Now i can't really blame those guys, because they've probably been brainwashed since daddy knew he could cum, But shit!

anyone ever had such experience?

That's really bizarre. They are not allowed to talk to YOU in particular or people that look like you? So they aren't interested in people that look a certain way being a part of their religion? That's fucked up.

As far as i know they don't know me, so it has got to be people who look like me, i'm going to burn in hell before even know me. Those guys were wearing black shoes, black socks, black pants, neat white shirt with black tie and a black helmet. all of them do. I just feel so bad for those kids, they're my age probably and they are just blind to life, just so sad...

Wow I've only had one experience with a jehova witness. She came to our door and after we told her we weren't interested she went back to her car and proceeded to back out of our driveway. While backing her back tire fell off into the ditch. I went out to help her by pushing her car. I'm pushing on the car...she lays on the gas. A huge rock came flying out from under her tire and bashed me in the leg. I was bleeding all over the place and was spewing profanities. After the pain subsided I pushed again and she went on her way. The next day she was back at my door with a new pair of shorts, shoes and a T-shirt. She felt awefull. She apologized, gave me the clothes and went on her way.

So I guess they're not all bad.

she felt awefull because she fucked up, being a jehova witness you can't fuck up, one fuck up and you're going down instead of up. its a crazy cult

You might be right...I don't know much about them

actually, the reason they may have said they cant talk to you has nothing to do with your looks. it may have to do with a township ordinance that has been passed. where i live, they are not allowed to approach you, unless you request it ahead of time

but i approached them....

yea, then youre just a freak

and also the apparantly

ive told them before i was in the middle of a sacrifice, that i was boiling blood and other things. the looks they give you are fucking fantastic

Here's their website if anyones interested.....I guess If you were you would have found it yourself. Here it is anyway

http://www.watchtower.org/beliefs_and_activities.htm

Just find one of the verses that are missing from their New World Translation and cite it as the basis of some tenet that is completely opposite their beliefs. I've always wondered how they'd counter that.

Man, you're fucked if the Jehovah's Witnesses DON'T want to talk to you.

I nailed a mezuzah on my door to ward them and the Mormons away.

Ha. Even the witnesses don't think there's any hope for you!! =)

One of my bestest friends in HS was a witness. After we graduated, she came over every Saturday for WEEKS trying to convert me. I was into my 'searching/ wicca' stage, and was really just honestly curious.

Basically, they believe that when you die you go to sleep, and when Jesus comes back, he wakes you back up to live forever on Earth. Seriously. I don't know if it's a zombie thing or a soul thing. . . I was afraid to ask.

I loved her dearly, and she was an awesome person. She was SUPER intelligent, well above genius standards, and that dichotomy always fascinated me. Because on one hand, she understood our chemistry equasions on the first explaination (something my dislexia riddled head could never wrap around) and then on the other hand she had this extreme naivity that I guess only the brainwashed can possess.

I always invite these people in when they knock on my door. Sometimes they stay for like 10 minutes but usually they decline and just give me a pamphlet. When they do come in they are polite but soon realize that i'm just amusing myself so they leave pretty quickly

Do you leave the bong and bottle of Jack on the table for their benefit?

Oh, tell them it's your birthday and invite them to the party. They LOVE that!!

No, but there are beer cans and the place usually smells like weed. But i would think they'd want to "save" me after seeing that. Instead they get all antsy and try to leave

This is a little creepy.