Cow tipping!

Cow tipping does not work.

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My friend's uncle had a cattle farm. He woke up one morning to find "EAT ME" spray painted on many of his cows.

So ....

... did he?

I've always wondered about the whole taking mushrooms from cow shit thing. Could anyone explain this for me? Since this is a PD thread, I thought i'd ask.

I've always been told that the kind of mushrooms that make you trip only grow in cow shit. So if you want to go pick shrooms, that is where you must look.

I'm out on that.

Totally worth posting.

There are two major problems with the midwest:

1. Religious political guidance. Whether this be the elder people who are Republican for no reason other than that they think it is God's party or the younger ones who are liberal simply because their parents aren't and their bands are....it's all following and no thinking.

2. The stereotype. I've lived or spent ample amount of time in London, Moscow, Pheonix, Washington DC, and Pheonix, and towns like Sioux Falls, Minneapolis, or Omaha (where I currently live) are no different at all...except that Omaha has a larger percentage of its population that is immigrant than Moscow or Pheonix (yes, Pheonix).

Cow-tipping is dangerous for the tipper.

That's something you'll never see on Jackass.

I've never known anyone to succesfully tip a cow. Living in Oklahoma, i know plenty of people who have tried. They are really heavy and they really don't like it.

I expect a little more from, punkdavid

I thought were were locking up all rhyming and spin-off threads.

They don't ONLY grow on cow shit, but they do grow naturally, quite easily, on cow shit. I had a friend who went to Texas and she said that the shrooms were everywhere out in this pasture she and her friends were hanging around in. They were just picking them and eating them right in the cow shit.