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 Post subject: an open letter to katie couric
PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:01 am 
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dear ms couric:

for the love of womankind, PLEASE LAY OFF THE BOTOX INJECTIONS!

i know that men have this stupid-ass double standard about wrinkles and aging, and i know you want the world to see your historical broadcast as fresh and exciting.

but botox is not fresh and exciting. it is depressing and creepy.

the lights are harsh and the critics harsher, but damnit! i want to see a real woman broadcasting the news, a woman who has worked hard and paid her dues to get to where she is, a woman who i can look up to, a woman who lets her inner beauty flow through her voice and facial expressions, a woman who lets her intelligence and sincerity steal the show.

if you keep up with the botox, you will be incapable of expression. let it go. we will watch and listen anyway.

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God I hate that woman. Goddamn phoney brings out the Holden Caulfield in me.

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the good NEWS is shes doing night news so maybe it will be darker and people wont notice. then again when 10 million lights are shinning on you people tend to notice things.


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how can you NOT notice that when she talks, her forehead does not move?

i had some botox done about 5 years ago...for migraines. and it was absolutely the most creepy thing i have ever done in the name of getting well. my forehead did not move at all when i raised my eyebrows and i felt freakish.

and that tammy faye baker mascara...oh god, this is going to be a train wreck, isn't it?

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youre counting down the hours to tonight arent you?


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there are alot worse examples to young girls out there than kate

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there are alot worse examples to young girls out there than kate


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tennisclay wrote:
youre counting down the hours to tonight arent you?


naw, i never liked her at all actually. it is just that the first female evening anchor should be more sophistocated than to succumb to pressures to botox it away.

but i'll be watching.

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Peeps wrote:
there are alot worse examples to young girls out there than kate


yes, and?

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kiddo wrote:
tennisclay wrote:
youre counting down the hours to tonight arent you?


naw, i never liked her at all actually. it is just that the first female evening anchor should be more sophistocated than to succumb to pressures to botox it away.

but i'll be watching.


connie chung?

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there are more similarities than differences.

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the similarity is fuckin frightening.


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Ladies are not allowed to age. You know that.

If she was all wrinkled and ugly, you can bet people would be commenting on that as well.

Or Katie should just get a fuzzy camera lens a la Babs.

Not that Babs hasn't been surgeried 10 times over herself....

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loralei wrote:
Ladies are not allowed to age. You know that.

If she was all wrinkled and ugly, you can bet people would be commenting on that as well.

Or Katie should just get a fuzzy camera lens a la Babs.

Not that Babs hasn't been surgeried 10 times over herself....


wrinkled and ugly? have you seen bob schieffer?

fucking double standard.

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connie chung?


what's wrong with connie chung except that she married an idiot who has done the same 3 shows day after day for years?

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kiddo wrote:
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connie chung?


what's wrong with connie chung except that she married an idiot who has done the same 3 shows day after day for years?


wasnt she the first nightly news woman anchor?

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Peeps wrote:
kiddo wrote:
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connie chung?


what's wrong with connie chung except that she married an idiot who has done the same 3 shows day after day for years?


wasnt she the first nightly news woman anchor?

Barbara Walters was.

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