Dutch woman dies next to her own grave
Newspaper says 65-year-old likely died of a heart attack, was carrying will

AMSTERDAM - A Dutch woman, who had meticulously planned her own funeral after the death of her husband last year, died next to the grave in Amsterdam where she wanted to be buried, a newspaper reported.

The 65-year-old widow probably died of a heart attack while she was visiting the family grave where her name, but no date, was already inscribed, De Telegraaf daily reported on Wednesday.

The woman was carrying a bag with her containing her will when she died and had already organized details of her funeral including the music she wanted played, the paper said.

The Dutch should stick to producing potent legalized drugs and hookers and leave dying in an ironic fashion alone....