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 Post subject: A Conservative Chirstmas
PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:45 am 
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To the tune of Lenin's "SO this is Christmas"...

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/12112003-1.shtml

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So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh

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So we finish the 18th...And I say, 'Hey, Lama, how about a little something ,you know, for the effort.' And he says...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


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*Lennon

*Christmas

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punkdavid wrote:
*Lennon

*Christmas


Lennon...sorry...sorry...I missed that. But thank you. My god am I going to lose sleep over that slippage tonight.

and you people say that conservatives are the one's that have no sense of humor.

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So we finish the 18th...And I say, 'Hey, Lama, how about a little something ,you know, for the effort.' And he says...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


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Purple Hawk wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
*Lennon

*Christmas


Lennon...sorry...sorry...I missed that. But thank you. My god am I going to lose sleep over that slippage tonight.

and you people say that conservatives are the one's that have no sense of humor.

I'm laughing my ass off.

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punkdavid wrote:
Purple Hawk wrote:
punkdavid wrote:
*Lennon

*Christmas


Lennon...sorry...sorry...I missed that. But thank you. My god am I going to lose sleep over that slippage tonight.

and you people say that conservatives are the one's that have no sense of humor.

I'm laughing my ass off.


it is a funny song :)

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So we finish the 18th...And I say, 'Hey, Lama, how about a little something ,you know, for the effort.' And he says...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


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So I'm presuming this is supposed to be your usual brainless and unoriginal attack of the week?

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 Post subject: Re: A Conservative Chirstmas
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:30 pm 
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Purple Hawk wrote:
To the tune of Lenin's "SO this is Christmas"...

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/12112003-1.shtml

Lyrics

So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die

War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young

Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee

Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s

An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit

Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer

There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say

A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay

A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer

We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh





i like my conservative christmas thank you. Atleast we can spell.

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 Post subject: Re: A Conservative Chirstmas
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:49 pm 
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Cantfindabtrman wrote:
i like my conservative christmas thank you. Atleast we can spell.


Purple Hawk is a conservative.

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 Post subject: Re: A Conservative Chirstmas
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Cantfindabtrman wrote:
Atleast we can spell.

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 Post subject: Re: A Conservative Chirstmas
PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:17 am 
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bart d. wrote:
Cantfindabtrman wrote:
Atleast we can spell.

...



refer to the first post

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glorified_version wrote:
So I'm presuming this is supposed to be your usual brainless and unoriginal attack of the week?


You have me pegged. My head is spinning from trudging through the intellectualism that has completely infected all the other threads here so I'm just trying to derail things. Seriously, so many brilliant threads have been started at Moving Train East, it was WAY above my reading level. I figured I'd just dumb things down a bit so I can engage in the conversation.

As for Cantfindabtrman, yes, these people actually think the lyrics to the song is reality, which is why it's funny. If I were a lib, the lyics posted would have been viewed as funny. And that's what's funny. Get it?

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So we finish the 18th...And I say, 'Hey, Lama, how about a little something ,you know, for the effort.' And he says...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


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Purple Hawk wrote:

As for Cantfindabtrman, yes, these people actually think the lyrics to the song is reality, which is why it's funny. If I were a lib, the lyics posted would have been viewed as funny. And that's what's funny. Get it?



yes, i understand. :)

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